Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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Top comments
Pyon_fml 7
YDI for cheating...
Irchell 17
You didn't really think we would sympathise...
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Comments (383)
theantonlolz 11
**** your life? You ****** HER life, asshole
katynoel 7
Ydi for cheating, but serious points for honesty.
Raykyogrou03 12
Her dad is a mind-reader!
phoneYuNOlisten 16
OP, you ****** up big time, but if this dad caused any damage press charges.
marquellauhrig 10
Ur an ass
BMF96 5
Strange how many people think it's ok to threaten others with a baseball bat. It's not "Did OP do something wrong," it's did OP deserve it.
ohioain 18
Ha. You deserved that one OP. my mom said she'd kill my boyfriend if he cheated on me. It's good to have someone there in case this kind of thing happens.(;
the_loveliest3 6
you definitely deserved it, you dickwad.
LoneBooker88 16
sounds like something my dad would do.....but he wouldn't be trying to scare you; he'd actaully beat you until your half dead and then beat you all over again and I wouldn't complain because you'd deserve it.
RealtreeGirl23 9
At least it wasn't a shotgun.... That is what would have happened if you cheated on me. Screw callin my dad, my 12 gauge would be shoved up your ass. Just like my boot.