Today, I was going to bed when a cockroach crawled out from under my pillow. I wasn't too afraid of it, until I looked away. It's hour two, and I still can't find it. FML
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The_Unlucky1 19
Hey guys! Op here! So, Yeah, haven't been able to find it. I'm sending in my cats to try and look for it, wish me luck!
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PaulDesmond 11
It's too late, just burn your house down
emeraldisle 30
That's why you kill those bastards when you have the chance.
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PaulDesmond 11
It's too late, just burn your house down
lationas 25
I concur!
toolazytotype99 18
The actual monster under your bed
captain_hero89 22
it must be really good at hide and seek
emeraldisle 30
That's why you kill those bastards when you have the chance.
nonamebranding 12
Just to make you feel better, I Work in property management and once you have cockroaches you always have them. Moving doesn't help either. They lay eggs everywhere, get into everything. They live in your appliances walls and plumbing. May as well burn everything you own and start over.
Kitcat1234 21
You must be really fun at parties
zaidthunder1 27
How about rats? Pesky little *******.
The_Unlucky1 19
Thanks. I feel much better already.
nonamebranding 12
I'm just telling the truth.
nonamebranding 12
Sorry, Im just telling the truth. Cockroaches are NOT funny.
vinnie_boombotz 15
Don't fret, just put your shoes out in the middle of the floor. Garuntee you'll find the next morning in one
routerere 10
I get the same thing with spiders. I'll stare at it for minutes and it won't move. Then I take my eyes of it for ten seconds to grab a tissue and boom. Gone. Never to be seen again.
voltroncmd 9
Do you not Wash your sheets or something? That's rank.
jeffob 8
Cockroaches have legs and can move around ya know
naviajack626 16
Don't kill it, because then they release an odor that attracts more and they have babies.
dave__609 10
I'm pretty sure that's stink bugs
Draveren 11
Sounds like a urban legend, like the one where killing a spider brings rain... :/
The_Unlucky1 19
Hey guys! Op here! So, Yeah, haven't been able to find it. I'm sending in my cats to try and look for it, wish me luck!
Infamous_Pickle 21
Good luck, OP. Hope you find it.
taby448 14
Hope it doesn't lay eggs... pain in the ass I tell you!
TxAsMaD3 19
I need a follow up, did you ever find it?
AquaManatee 8
Cry Havoc, and Let Slip the Dogs of War.
Oragami 16
Why not give one of my moms dogs a try? She chases and eats bugs, and fights with the cats sometimes to get the mice they catch...Or even for the ones she catches. Not really fun when you almost step on half of one.
wow2mylife 25
#42 can I borrow one of your mom's dogs for my room been getting bit for months and nobody knows what is it
Fang713 28
I have three cats. Because of them, I only see about one roach a year. I think your cats will get the job done. But good luck anyway, OP.