Anonymous
Name thievery
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
I hate my life
How could you?
Today, I found out my ex-fiance and the girl he cheated on me with are expecting. It’s bad enough he jilted me at the altar four months ago, but the fact that they’re naming their son the same name I wanted to name my miscarried son pours lemon juice in the wound. FML
ManyRegrets
Bloomsburg, United States
My legacy
Today, I found out that the one who got away just had a baby, and named it after me. My current longtime girlfriend and I already decided not to have kids. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
paula123
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
queenofthegypsys
Why Change a Perfectly Good System?
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
redhead
Lima, United States
Well Played
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Anonymous
The Other Woman
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
thatsnotmyname
Calhoun City, United States
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Top comments
TwoBytesCarley 27
That’s definitely annoying but I wouldn’t let that stop me from still using it myself.
Jon Tessler 14
so what......what is stopping you from using the name? did you tell him he "couldn't use it"? also WHY do you care what an ex boyfriend names his kid? this is why you don't stay friends with ex's
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TwoBytesCarley 27
That’s definitely annoying but I wouldn’t let that stop me from still using it myself.
Jon Tessler 14
so what......what is stopping you from using the name? did you tell him he "couldn't use it"? also WHY do you care what an ex boyfriend names his kid? this is why you don't stay friends with ex's
kfchicken 31
I think you need to reread the fml
Ambrily 27
Ok, does that mean the name can't be used again?
bleachedraven 14
If the name was your idea, use it. Doesn't worry about the ex, they have seperate lives. Life goes on.