Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I went to Target with my girlfriend. As we were walking in, I saw a girl in a crop top and leggings walk by us. I instinctively turned my head to look so I could get her rear view. Not only was she flat as a board from the back, my now-ex noticed, broke up with me, and ordered a Uber home. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
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digitalcadenza 7
doesn't justify the cheating.
FarSide 23
Don't beat yourself up OP. Why... you are 2.66 times the girl that she is!
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Rainbow_Crash 11
I don't really think it has anything to to with the OP being really concerned about her weight. She probably wouldn't have really thought about it hadn't she seen the girlfriend. If you are concerned about that, lose the weight. If not, OP, be happy and confident in yourself despite what you do. I also don't think it's because "you cheat with someone that looks better than what you have" as I've seen in some of these comments about his "upgrading". That's not always true. I'm not a little girl (I'm a US size 10 and slowly coming down), and I can be prone to the occasional bout of self-depreciation, but when my ex cheated on me, he found some REALLY ugly broad. He didn't cheat on me because of my size (he cheated because I wouldn't let him pop my cherry during our 6 month relationship), but I just used him as an example of sometimes it's not an "upgrade".
ohmygodthatsux 0
see people America is not the only fatty filled place
addohm 0
do something about it
robyn2222 0
he cheated on you. if the other girl were size zero and you were 42 he would not be worth stopping to give him the time of day.
irtlw 1
a person at size 16 can still be healthy if they eat right and exercise. not everyone has the same body type or carries weight the same way. I highly doubt anyone with an extreme hourglass figure could fit into anything below a size 12 (us). Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 ( uk size 16). she just had a large bust, tiny waist, and wide hips.
lysx84 24
not true, I'm a uk8 (us4), my waste is tiny but I still have awesome chebs and an ass that won't quit! lol. size 6 has no leeway for curves though. I bet she looks like a 12 yr old boy...
geeksaresexy 18
Dress sizes have changed since Marilyn Monroe's days. According to her dress measurements she'd be a UK6/8 by today's standard sizes..
lysx84 24
sair yin hen
lysx84 24
can I also point out that uk size 16 is the national average... I know some ridiculously sexy and attractive size 16 women. I know no sexy size 6 women, they're all bone.
cinderella10383 6
where are you looking at? I'm a size 7 and very sexy I have all natural DD boobs and my hubby has stuff to grab on to as I'm not bones you are apparently in s place with a crap ton of ugly/skinny non boob having women Tisk-Tisk you should know better
lysx84 24
you clearly have different sizing as there is no size 7...
kate3101 15
A UK6 is a US size 2. The OP is a 16UK which is a 12US.
notoday 0
that's a big bitch!
Sunny_Eclipse 6
Don't worry, OP. When I rule the world someday, I'll make sure the skinny little bitch will get what she deserves, and that man will come crawling right back to you!
andee_elizabeth 4
pretty on the outside, ugly on the inside