Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my ex has a “new” girlfriend. I’ve been romantically involved with the ex off and on since our breakup 2 years ago, which just so happens to be how long they’ve apparently been dating. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
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startafire 0
YDI. Why the hell would you hang out with your ex's girlfriend? You'll only hear things you don't want to know.
TheDrageisha 0
stop hanging out with your ex'es girl, unless your biding your time to poke holes in all their condoms as a final "gottcha bitch", pretend they died.
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Comments (52)
nam3 0
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MacOSXpert 7
OP, that sucks, And "First" commenter, GTFO of this awesome website!
afrikaaner 0
lol
alr158 18
Just remember - the problem with dating somebody that cheated, is that the "winner" is dating a cheater. So back off and let them both get what they deserve. Just sit back & watch it unravel.
TheDrageisha 0
stop hanging out with your ex'es girl, unless your biding your time to poke holes in all their condoms as a final "gottcha bitch", pretend they died.
melissa_10 7
and why were u hainging out with her??
MrCatman1125 2
Maybe she was nice?
startafire 0
YDI. Why the hell would you hang out with your ex's girlfriend? You'll only hear things you don't want to know.
Keeper88 0
seeing as ur from saudi arabia, this is very lulz worthy
22jrdn55 15
thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard! why are such a racist b****?
docinthemaking 0
Yeah why are you hanging with your ex's girlfriend, nothing good can come from that.
masanya 0
At least you're not with the cheater anymore.
FerrariCake 2
That's a truly fascinating story OP. Two years ago some guy broke up with you and he was dating another chick at that time. Fascinating. I hope there'll be a sequel.
aksteve 4
Indeed...how do these snoozers make it through moderation?
doublelover 0
haha cute
RyeBreadBoy 0
I don't think she qualifies as his "new" girlfriend, if he's been dating her for two years since he broke up with you.
bombchelle 0
thank you
cthulhu1138 1
Not a bad idea, testing the market like that. Quite efficient.
thatoneguyinca 0
YDI.....******* savages, lower the gas prices