Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
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jc1015 25
hopefully she didn't know he was your boyfriend and she dumps him too.
Ambrily 27
You must be new around here. Richard Pencil is kind of an institution, on FML.
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Comments (2)
RichardPencil 32
Are you the one gunning to become a crazy cat lady? And if so, how did you change your capitalization? What?!?! Don't you want to know?
SirSteamLocomotive 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Stop being a troll. You comment on everyone's fml. And you're being a jerk, to everyone.
BatCatTaco 13
I guess you are new here.... and... who's being the troll here?
angeleyes0724 10
Your first day on the internet I see 🤣🤣🤣
Ambrily 27
You must be new around here. Richard Pencil is kind of an institution, on FML.
ChipBoundary 9
It's called sarcasm and hyperbole. Also, Mr. Pencil is a legend around here. He's doing God's work!
jc1015 25
hopefully she didn't know he was your boyfriend and she dumps him too.