Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
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Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I had the most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my lower right abdomen. I was doubled over and vomiting it hurt so bad. After going to the E.R., thinking it was my appendix and getting checked in, I let out the biggest most rancid fart in my life and the pain immediately went away. FML
Today, I was feeling more and more sick, with significant pain in my abdomen. Nobody believed me, and my grandma told me to stop whinging and to eat something. I tried but started vomiting, and now I'm being rushed into surgery with an already necrotic appendix. FML
Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML
Today, after weeks of quarantine, I can finally go to the hospital to get my haemorrhoid surgery, which was confirmed. I have a big internal one. I didn't not consult with the same doctor as before, but he didn't even do a check up inside and told me, "You have nothing, go home." I can't shit. FML
Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML
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sickerthanyou 13
Well, good thing you did anyway. I walked around for 4 weeks in pain and with fever until I couldn’t take it anymore and went to the doctor, rush me to the ER (I drove) and tell me my appendix was ruptured. I could have died easily and I’d have preferred to be full of crap
ojoRojo 27
Ugh, constipation can hurt really bad. Please don’t let this experience stop you from getting checked in the future, it’s still very important that you know what’s going on with your body.
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RichardPencil 32
Sounds like a shitty situation. (That had to be said) You may have been literally full of shit, but your doctor is figuratively so. When the bills come in, you'll probably agree with the first line.
sickerthanyou 13
Well, good thing you did anyway. I walked around for 4 weeks in pain and with fever until I couldn’t take it anymore and went to the doctor, rush me to the ER (I drove) and tell me my appendix was ruptured. I could have died easily and I’d have preferred to be full of crap
Stephanie Wahl 9
You can get that way if you’re having problems with your gallbladder. I had to have emergency gallbladder surgery. If you get pain and constipation again get it check.
BoulderDashTank19141 6
You couldn’t tell? How busy are you?
ojoRojo 27
Ugh, constipation can hurt really bad. Please don’t let this experience stop you from getting checked in the future, it’s still very important that you know what’s going on with your body.