TJRoy
Surry Hills, Australia
Today, my father tried to excuse his alcoholism by saying that his stomach stops working, and he needs to drink vodka to get it started again. FML
Top comments
badmandilon 19
Just like gasoline for a car.
seholland 11
He gets the rumblies in his tummy, only Vodka can satisfy
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (73)
badmandilon 19
Just like gasoline for a car.
ExtremeEncounter 32
Was he drunk when he said it?
Ice_Cold_Llama 17
Respect your fathers wishes
ohjoy15 33
What? No. Tell him it's good he cares about his stomach so much, but what about his liver?
Ice_Cold_Llama 17
You took the b8 m8
Myo_fml 20
liver, brain, kidneys, pancreas, throat, bowel... I imagine the list extends further. alcohol also attacks muscle tissue so might as well add heart too. bottom line, he needs to get help before it's too late.
wchil 14
myo, where the hell you read that?
VeganDarkLight 31
wchil, it's common knowledge actually. Alcohol is one hell of a drug that destroys pretty much your entire body and psyche if consumed excessively.
seholland 11
He gets the rumblies in his tummy, only Vodka can satisfy
lulinator 40
I thought it was a pot of hunny that cured the rumblies.
Bamill 11
I thought It was baby hands
Ichiya 29
Op should stab him 37 times in the chest!
TheLadyOpal 30
But Ichiyaaaaa, that kills people!
Ichiya 29
Really? I didn't know that.
VinylScratch 17
Carrrrlllll!
walleye9171 3
it's a known fact...
AlchemistEd 12
kinda like going hunting for rabbits, but couldn't find any so got (wild) Turkey instead (it's bourbon in case it's not in other countries)
ColonelCusswords 24
Vodka fixes all sorts of things
LazyLion 12
You wouldn't happen to be of Russian decent, would you?
dariboy 12
Well that's odd, the same thing happens to me too
samthestud13 10
Just ask your dad if that would be a helpful treatment for your stomach too... I doubt he will make that excuse again
fmlgiraffe 23
You've never met someone with an addiction have you?
Sazzles 17
Unfortunately, as someone who works with Alcoholics this is one of the least ridiculous excuses. They can get a lot worse.
lulinator 40
Please. Share the most ridiculous one you've heard. I'm curious.
MrConcise 35
#16 - I'm guessing it ranges from "alcohol makes me a better driver" to an incoherent stream of words involving aliens or the Illuminati.
lulinator 40
Are those the reasons you use? ;)
MrConcise 35
#32 - My reason is that I'm studying to be a bartender. ;) Gotta know your product, amirite?
lulinator 40
And your customers!
TheBelt 19
Like alcohol gives me a reason too live