Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I went to Target with my girlfriend. As we were walking in, I saw a girl in a crop top and leggings walk by us. I instinctively turned my head to look so I could get her rear view. Not only was she flat as a board from the back, my now-ex noticed, broke up with me, and ordered a Uber home. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
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digitalcadenza 7
doesn't justify the cheating.
FarSide 23
Don't beat yourself up OP. Why... you are 2.66 times the girl that she is!
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Comments (599)
zackmx99 0
this is totally fake. i mmean htf do u know her sizee?
exodushatred 4
don't be fat
CherryOnTop222 7
that means she has no *******!
cinderella10383 6
no that is not what it means I'm a size 7 and all natural DD chest that is how my family is large boobs on one side small waist on another and I've had 3 children so stereotyping people all because of the number they wear is wrong
Torvus 4
FYL for him cheating on you and for him being a shallow dick, but not for her being smaller. Waist size doesn't matter when it comes to things that are important.
SavySituation 0
LMAO #6 !
alexistheboss365 0
high five!
sexybabe198 0
His new girlfriend is a slutty bitch! Just remember you are way hotter than her and keep your head held high!
saturnfive 5
that's why he left you, fatty cheating is totally justified. did you honestly expect him to genuinely like you?
hxcDollface 0
wow. you're shallow as ****.
kennedyboopants 1
fatty.....
hxcDollface 0
there must be a penguin living in that ice box called a heart.
heylesha 8
from personal expierence i think beig overweight has made me a better person. I know what its like to be teased. I also know that im a sweeter person then most skinny people that are self centered. Dont worry OP, my momma always told me, "meat if for the man, bone is for the dog." ;)
RebekahBrooke 9
some men tend to get full. they don't wanna deal with leftovers. ;)
I_hate_it_all 5
that comment doesn't sound at all like you actually are a sweeter person, you sound just as selfcentered as any skinny girl, just, you know, fat. Oh and FYI, there are people that can't help being skinny either, and when fat people get more confident they tend to make fun of the skinny people. I've been there. Fat people aren't better people, just fatter people.
heylesha 8
407- hunny you cant tell a persons personality from a comment. I wasnt saying that all skinny people are self centered. Not at all. I know some people that are very sweet and stuff that are skinny. I also know that there are fat people that are bitches. Plus i know not only fat people are made fun of. I know that alot of skinny people get made fun of also. Never in my comment did i say"only fat people get made fun of" As a matter of fact i started a club in hs for bullied people, I saw many people. Skinny, fat, white, black. Everyone can be bullied. Just saying (:
I_hate_it_all 5
423, what you actually say in your comment is that guys don't like skinny people(which is not necessarily true) and that your such a way sweeter person than skinny people. That makes you seem stuck-up and selfcentered, sorry.
cinderella10383 6
I will say this I'm a size 7 and 125 lbs I was always made fun of in school because my chest is a DD all natural... the no titty girls would say I stuff my bra etc... here I am 13 years later married with 3 children still my same size as when I was in middle school and yet they are childless almost 30 and no long term relationship I'm also a very sweet person I donate money to causes, give the homeless people money and donate Xmas presents to my kids school for Children who are less fortunate so your comment stinks In my opinion it's sad that people who are chubby make fun of skinny people and skinny people make fun of fat people I'm in the middle of both and don't make fun of anyone