Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I went to Target with my girlfriend. As we were walking in, I saw a girl in a crop top and leggings walk by us. I instinctively turned my head to look so I could get her rear view. Not only was she flat as a board from the back, my now-ex noticed, broke up with me, and ordered a Uber home. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
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digitalcadenza 7
doesn't justify the cheating.
FarSide 23
Don't beat yourself up OP. Why... you are 2.66 times the girl that she is!
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mrsbeeblebrox 7
girly if you're fat you're fat. if you're not you're not don't worry about it. lay of the sweets, paint your lips, and practice your hand jobs, you'll find another man soon enough
chelseaaababyyy 17
take advantage of that fact and sit on them. they both are dicks anyway ):
Pirate_Chick 2
I had that happen...she was thinner but still ugly and wore it *****. (deep vneck no cami.) So I didn't feel bad. Thin does not mean pretty or better.there are Ugly thin people just like there are pretty fat people.
JokeMeister 0
16 sounds better.
chilly012 3
go eat an apple.
kateheartswaffle 0
I'm sorry. That sucks! But really, lose some weight. You'll feel and look 1000x better.
finndizzle 0
that explains why you're the ex
Daddymo 14
Eat less, exercise more. It's that simple.
Ashley868 10
You'll find someone better. Just don't eat the break up foods. Use this time to lose a bit of weight to show him what he is missing, so when you find someone better, he will be jealous.
GenaALazer 22
hæhæ, get over him *;.