Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML
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nickmeier1 4
hahahahah I'm sooo sorry but that's hilarious!
SillySydney 0
Wait. Who brings their sister to a date anyways?
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Comments (94)
nickmeier1 4
hahahahah I'm sooo sorry but that's hilarious!
KrazyKarl 0
That made me laugh my ass off. YDI for being the third wheel and not knowing.
NastyNinja31 0
it could of been worse... you could have kissed him and then he said it
dolphincheddar 10
what flavor? I only date line crush, she's the most exotic. orange crush is her ugly sister
dolphincheddar 10
lime*
shelbygordon44 7
Good game sir. But really FYL that blows dude
The_Weirdo 10
I smell a honeymoon murder movie in the making.
dolphincheddar 10
16 gotta love those clueless 3rd wheels
enonymous 9
I was hoping the story would end "I thought I was the 3rd wheel while you were on a date with your sister"
urdirtyolduncle 15
I don't see the FML here. Instead, this is a grand opportunity for a threesum.
stro88 6
well at least you didn't have sex and then he said that lol.
FarSide 23
Dayum! Yeah, I would say this was an FML all the way around. Wish I could have been more sarcastic, but I just can't add to your misery.
wintamint101 7
isn't third wheeling the best?
Legolandlord 4
87 - no
dolphincheddar 10
wtf is wrong with 87s face? :/
Captain_Zorro 7
Herpes.
powderpuffjord13 0
hahaha
davizv 0
she's trying to scratch her throat. with her chin
jesscarrr 10
am I the only one not understanding this? OP if you thought was a date.. why the hell would you let your sister come along??
Gubbon 17
Moderated why? For finding something funny?
samuel96 3
wow...how could u not realise that
EffTrae 0
Because the sister didn't tell her that they were dating and she was the third wheel. And if she's been flirting the whole time why wouldn't anyone say anything.
samuel96 3
or maybe the guy misunderstood...well who invited who?
wolflover44 5
My question is why would the sister sit back and watch them flirt? If it really was their date... This whole FML just seems weird to me...
livlafluv100 2
ya I wonder how the sister felt about her flirting. awwwkkwarrd!!!!
Randuhh_17 4
or maybe there was no date. the guy might've asked the sister to go get coffee, thinking it was a date when she said yes, when in fact, the sister thought it was a friend thing...which led to her bringing op, who thought it was a setup date.? idk. something like that...?
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
I was thinking the same thing. Wouldn't she realize that he wasn't into her when he wasn't flirting back?
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
I was thinking the same thing. Wouldn't she realize that he wasn't into her when he wasn't flirting back? 115, I agree. Op obviously misinterpreted the whole thing.
nickmeier1 4
How could you not REALIZE how to spell realize?
celticpride33 0
just go along with it so it won't be as embarrassing.
grant1023 5
but that wouldnt be as akward
Byakuren_fml 0
Surprise!
katsteak 0
i thought she would have realised when he kissed her sister goodnight.
Absurd101 0
#126 OP never said that so u don't no tht happened. sucks tho OP... u shoulda been like "o...really? wow I didn't know u 2 were together" then run away
katsteak 0
142- it was joke so chill
blondie1208 17
didn't seem a little obvious at all?
tsim_fml 0
Probably. *shrugs*
Just2BMe 5
this FML seems fishy...
captinsmith0225 6
she didn't know it happens
portcaveman 5
well I guess we have something in common because you and me both read fmls when we are bored and we are going into the same grade.
Molord1 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
3 way???
Blackmail111 9
Plus isn't your sis the 1 who invited you
howslife123 0
its not gay. in a 3 way.
aimdya 5
67, Might not be gay, but I am pretty sure it's still incest.
howslife123 0
incest? I think that's the scented stuff you burn to make the room smell good?? then again I might just be stupid :/
CryMoreFMLs 15
Incest is sex between family members. INCENSE is the stuff you burn. And now you know.
howslife123 0
owhh ok EWW I never realized that :$ thanks tho
Bekll 31
'cause knowledge is power!
a_nutritionist 10
youre only pretty sure? you should try it out and let us know for certain.
Joshpianist1 3
the lonely island!
Blackmail111 9
He would have said it was a date in the first place...Wow you're dumb
Blackmail111 9
plus isn't it that your sis invited you
kaitrae15072 0
She isn't dumb. She was obviously into this guy, and didn't even think of him liking her sister. Don't hate please.
Blackmail111 9
It's kinda stupid to think it was a date for you just cause you tagged along with your sister
Nekro_kat 1
I totally agree with you:)
ThisGi 0
wow your sister probably knew you liked him
cptcook 0
and still let you embarrass yoself hahaha
FMijnLeven 11
aww. That sucks. But that means you deserve better. ;)
kateheartswaffle 0
#9- How? Sometimes a guy just simply isn't into you. He wasn't rude; he was honest.
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
It doesn't mean that she deserves better. It means that she needs to go for a guy that is actually interested in her.
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
It doesn't mean that she deserves better. It means that she needs to go for a guy that is actually interested in her.
mk58 31
You'd think that he would pick up on all your so-called flirting...
Iwashere12345 0
your smiley face has a pimple on it's chin haha :).