Today, I found a book in my attic that I always read when I was a kid. For old times' sake I read it again. On the very first page, child me had written, "Go to page 15" so I did. On page 15, in big red letters, it said, "Get bent." I got pranked by myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML
Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML
Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML
Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML
Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML
Today, I found an old notebook while clearing our house and started reading the embarrassing things I'd written as a teenager. One page had a detailed list of my future goals, including: “Never become the kind of person who owns 14 identical black shirts.” I was wearing one of them. FML
Today, I found my old school yearbook while cleaning and decided to look up what everyone was doing now. I spent two hours searching for old classmates online, comparing careers and vacations. I then realized I'd completely ignored the pile of laundry I'd started cleaning the room for. FML
Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML
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garrett_8614 14
You: 0 You: 1 wait a minute.....
Marie54321 19
You win some and you lose some, but you my friend, did both.
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garrett_8614 14
You: 0 You: 1 wait a minute.....
Cryptical 13
I kindly request you to stop screwing with my mind.
ForwardUn2Dawn 18
The Great Time War has begun.
AnOriginalName 19
That profile pic goes perfectly with your comment though, #1. It was my face as well after I read your comment.
happyturtle 16
hey, at least you pranked someone.
incoherentrmblr 22
This is a good setup for Back To the Future 4...
PoisonOrchid 21
This sounds like the work og The Doctor.
ethan_unoxx 29
I don't know what to say. I literally cant find the right words to say.
Nexoux 18
So what happened after? The suspense is unbearable.
AnOriginalName 19
If you don't know what to say then shut up.
thevelociraptor 31
^That was a little rude
warsun 27
But entirely relevant
RBntM 10
Then why did you comment?
Ki11erC 18
You managed to add literally in to something that not only didn't need it but actually makes the sentence incorrect by using it.
xxreikoxx 31
Then don't say anything at all. o.O
Adm_Twigs 19
word crimes.... I literally want to punch you in the face. that works, how about I honestly can't find the words.
kamryno 22
Commenting isn't mandatory...
Meowdisen 15
Child you is pretty rad.
sayyestothedress 24
Self prank! I should definitely try that to adult me!
kristabelli 19
This is one of my favorite FMLs ever. It made me laugh so hard. :D
Marie54321 19
You win some and you lose some, but you my friend, did both.
x3jmac27 22
You were a pretty awesome child! (:
BlackIrish21 7
Ha that's probably the best win you could ever claim. literally years in the making!
x3jmac27 22
You were a pretty awesome child! (:
NicH1799 20
That really carries meaning when you type it the second time, I have to say.
Mortoli 30
Future reference eh. Lol
Cryptical 13
I think there might be a chance you broke logics.
celinadepp 21
Why is this so funny to me?
TheKingKen 22
Are you a wizard?
Cryptical 13
No, he's just some keen kid.