Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was invited to my ten year high school reunion. I refuse to go because I’ll stick out like a sore thumb. All the girls I grew up with will be there with their husbands, while I’m a single loser who can’t get a man to save her life. FML
Today, I received the newspaper from my hometown. My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page. His new wife has the same first name as me. All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much weight I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
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mmmmIdiots 5
That sucks darl! But hey she has your sloppy seconds
AholeCop 11
That's got to be painful, sorry to hear. Just keep your head high and don't let it show. Time heals.
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Comments (112)
slantyshanty 7
Don't get mad, get glad.
slantyshanty 7
Sorry about your reunion not turning out the way you wanted though.
Missy612 14
So not the time.
annie_nk 23
Don't make lemonade.
Hockeyboy4280 18
Pressure to get the first comment eh?
Skylae 14
Mama always said give our used toys to the less fortunate
mmmmIdiots 5
That sucks darl! But hey she has your sloppy seconds
krewer21 1
Good one! She got sloppy seconds, and as you are the original, she's trying to be like you!
Blackmail111 9
13- I don't know what I would have done without that over explanation! Thanks Cap'n!
patrickalamo 48
Ah, 10 seconds in a woman's mind = 4000 assumptions. Suck it up buttercup, never let them see you sweat.
astoryofroses 9
don't think like that, OP, I'm sure you rocked the dress just fine. and remember, he's your ex, so it's time to move on to someone cuter. she may loom better with him, but I'm sure someone way hotter will look fantastic with you!
hopsinlove17 26
How kind of you to give your toys to the less fortunate(;
hopsinlove17 26
Better yet, offer her your leftover sandwich and see if she wants that too.
icrest80 4
^hopsins the ******* best!
hopsinlove17 26
73- I know! I'm in love
krewer21 1
Obvious to the rescue! I know there are over 200 of the "100's" who needed that!
momolee 4
Some might actually like the dress better on you and think he missed out on a lot by letting you go. Look for better looking guys who appreciate you!
doctorhook86 25
I voted YDI because you were dumb enough to get married before you were 30; obviously it didn't work out. Go ahead, vote me down! I still think marrying young is a stupid idea, and you won't change my mind.
mpalmiter 0
#105 I agree with you, however, I must say that I got married at 19 and we were very happy until the day he passed away. It is much harder to make a marriage work when you are young.
heygirlie777 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Spill something on hers! Then they at least won't be the same color!
deBlobX 12
I don't know why everybody is thumbing this down because that is a good comment!
TehCezar 5
Because it's teaching women to be vindictive bitches
WitchyWife667 5
Better to be a vindictive bitch than a pathetic doormat.
outoftown 27
#93, An alternative to both is to hold your head up and be classy.
deanjks 6
Kool
cosmosis 12
*Cool. You dumbass!!
iiAntheA17 7
Hey. That's not nice......
acidkitten 14
41- Welcome to the Internet.
iiAntheA17 7
65- Sorry. Horrible joke.
AholeCop 11
That's got to be painful, sorry to hear. Just keep your head high and don't let it show. Time heals.
pokefan813 16
Looks like 10 years wasn't enough time to heal...
AholeCop 11
It wasn't a party celebrating 10 years since the divorce. It was celebrating 10 years since high school graduation. For all we know, they could've gotten divorced a week ago.
JOcoco 14
50 - That would suck terribly if it'd only been a week. The guy already has a 'new' wife.
KiddNYC1O 22
Righttt. The Hulk giving motivational advice....
pokefan813 16
Damn I totally misunderstood the meaning of your comment. I'm sorry that I sounded like a douche.
XxVulcanxX 0
yo wtf!? i wrote one of these and it didnt show up! this is bullshit!
DjeePee 25
Stay positive, OP. One day you'll attend your high school reunion with an unique dress and a loving husband. Sorry your marriage didn't work out, but shit happens.
jayfreeman 0
Why are you do concerned about your ex and his wife? Oh wait ..........your user name says it all. YDI
Crazberry 5
9- Asshole.
ktlnnmllr 4
Ur stupid!!!
Blackmail111 9
20- Maybe you should learn how to spell the word "You're" before insulting another person's intelligence.
FeMaLes 4
23- Maybe you should learn how to spell The word "your" before Insulting another persons intelligence.
Blackmail111 9
44- I never insulted their intelligence. Also, you're is correct. Your is for ownership.
kimg0885 23
Isn't your correct in the use of the first comment? Your username. Not: you are ( which is you're) username. That comment was rude but he did use " your" correctly.
hopsinlove17 26
He said: ur stupid which implies you're stupid. I don't think he was insulting the OP of this thread.
THE_A_TEEN 28
20, 23, 53, it's you're. As in "You are stupid". Your is for ownership, like "Your stupid Aunt" and is just setting yourself up for a lifetime of mockery and "Your stupid what?" Jokes. Go back to primary school. And 9, you're still an internet douchebag.
heddabed 2
Actually, in this context, "your" is correct. "you're" means you are, and that would make no sense.
DomDomxoxo 16
74: You're stupid. They've explained why it's "you're" and not "your" and you're saying it doesn't make any sense. Go back to school!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Are you trolling? "You're" is correct for this, "your" is not.
AlexaWuzHere 31
For those of you saying "your" is correct, they are talking about the person who said, "Ur stupid", not the comment that's being replied to. Just clearing that up.
hopsinlove17 26
^i tried.:(
missabbey 3
At least your the braver person...some people wouldn't even come if they knew your ex husband and his new wife would be there. At least its only one night(:
hopsinlove17 26
*youre *it's Sorry, I had to^_^
thgiL 9
57- you're* sorry had to
hopsinlove17 26
Oh goodness. How embarrassing-_-
bestCOMMENT 5
Stay as far away as possible.
RaggleFrock 13
...from the bar.