Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I went to Target with my girlfriend. As we were walking in, I saw a girl in a crop top and leggings walk by us. I instinctively turned my head to look so I could get her rear view. Not only was she flat as a board from the back, my now-ex noticed, broke up with me, and ordered a Uber home. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
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digitalcadenza 7
doesn't justify the cheating.
FarSide 23
Don't beat yourself up OP. Why... you are 2.66 times the girl that she is!
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Comments (599)
ArielTheMermaid 17
eh. I think you're fine. If it REALLY bothers you, lose weight, but honestly there's nothing wrong other than the fact that your ex is dating a twig
drdna 0
I tried but I just can't blame your boyfriend. the girl in size 6 must be hot. much hotter than a size 16
shanster 3
Well why don't you take out your sadness the same way all fatties do? By stuffing your face with junk! Be proud of those extra pounds, you can use them to jump on the new girlfriend and suffocate her to death with your rolls!
Allymeme 3
no wonder he cheated on you, you fat cow... especially since a size 6 is fat too, well maybe not fat but it's not skinny, unless she is tall. you must wear tents for dresses
HannahForbesxo 13
I know better than to feed the troll but whatever. You're a complete moron with clearly nothing intelligent or useful to say. Don't be such an insensitive little shit and get a grip.
Cathica 8
There's nothing wrong with being a size 16. Who cares about that cheating bastard and his stick insect girlfriend?
BigBeezo 0
Maybe if you weren't a size 16 you would be in this position to begin with. you always cheat with someone better than what you have, it's the unwritten rule.
GabyGirl555 2
Uhm no. Have you never heard of the 80/20 rule? You give up 80 percent of what you need for 20 percent of what you want. I'm guessing most men don't realize their women are bigger then they think. When you look at a female I doubt you see her pant size. You see her shape her curves. If those curves look yummy to you who cares what the number in her pants is? Skinny doesn't equal better. I've heard a few times that bigger women try harder to take care of their men to keep them. Examples: Cook better, give better head, are faithful. Just because a woman is skinny or big doesn't determine that women's attractiveness. Ex's new girlfriend could have a face like a dog, but she can wear a size six so she's sexy right?
booty_9 5
How'd you know what size top it was?
war_turtle810 5
just be the bigger person :3
perdix 31
They are not the same -- hers is a top, yours is a muffin top.
nsvoboda2002 1
that is just horrible...