Anon
Stafford, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
LOSER
Not the one
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
llord
United States
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
machismo
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
My precious
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
xswitch74
United Kingdom
Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
leogs23
Force of habit, or just mean?
Today, my fiancée’s siblings kept calling me by her ex-boyfriend’s name. FML
SweptWolf
Doomed
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Broken
Today, the ex of my boyfriend of 18 months called me and put her phone in her purse. I heard my boyfriend say he's sick of me, he hasn't been happy for a year, and he's afraid to leave because he feels sorry for me. He bought her a ring. I got earrings. FML
Anonymous
Asheville, United States
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Jon
United States
Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
Top comments
MrsPegg 45
"Oh her ring size? **** you. Thats the size". Hopefully you gave him hell. He could've gotten her ring size from anyone; he asked you to purposely get under your skin. Try to shake it off :(
nzhx 23
Wow, zero sense of boundaries.
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Comments (91)
UhHuhHoney 20
Yup, **** your life big time.
TH_Insomniak 15
should've told him a ring size that's like 3 sizes too small
JokerJ312 23
Nope, should have done a ring size too big. She'll get more mad if she thinks that he thought she had fatter fingers
MandieL 27
It's cheaper to get a ring sized down than sized up, so if he bought a ring 3 sizes too small, he would have to pay more to make it bigger again.
earlytermination 34
It'd be funnier if her finger was fatter than the ring.
earlytermination 34
It would be funnier if her fingers were fatter than the ring
nzhx 23
Wow, zero sense of boundaries.
lunaangel 14
I think the. jerk was rubbing it in
ADOG2645 17
That's not. How periods work
MrsPegg 45
"Oh her ring size? **** you. Thats the size". Hopefully you gave him hell. He could've gotten her ring size from anyone; he asked you to purposely get under your skin. Try to shake it off :(
UH60 26
I agree with everything, but the 'could've gotten her ring size from anyone' part. He's proposed to her previously, so OP would most assuredly know; and maybe it's just me, but a person's ring size isn't really common knowledge.
nonsensical 26
I'll be honest, I don't even know my own ring size...
MrsPegg 45
I can understand why you feel that way. Whenever I was anxious about getting engaged and ready for marriage, I told my boyfriend the size and my closest friends my size in case he came to them asking. As for OP, he could have taken one of her rings and had it sized. Maybe it's me, but whenever you're discussing marriage, ring size comes up at some point with the topic of what kind of engagement rings you're interested in. And hey, there's nothing wrong with not knowing your size ;)
PennyLane27 32
"Here's the ring size .....to my middle finger!"
Mynamewontfi 40
Hope you gave the asshole the wrong size.
pabj208 23
I hope he gave her asshole's ring size......?
Phooey 22
how did he get your number?
TheJawsman 18
It might've made sense for him to have gotten the number from the girl or perhaps mutual friends.
creatureman 14
Telling him the truth would be the nice thing. Telling him a wrong size might be more satisfying.
drrobotnik1 18
you watch too much tv. just because something is hard doesn't mean it's right. responding to evil people with kindness doesn't make you a good person, it just makes you a smug doormat and invites more mistreatment in the future because they know you won't fight back.
Misswildsides 22
I would have given him the wrong size to screw everything up.
nzhx 23
He could just get it resized though, that's not an issue
Misswildsides 22
Yeah, but just knowing that would give them an "oh shit" moment when attempting to put on the ring is enough for me to be satisfied.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
And would presumably cost him extra money!
sailorsaturn10 5
Having it resized to a bigger one would have the cost of the material and labor put into. But unless it was super small compared to her real ring size it wouldn't cost to much.
thefmlman2011 37
Hey,I moderated this! But that sucks OP. i would suggest a dick move, but that would be that probably isn't the right way to go about it.
Nena_100 15
*flips off* this size
UH60 26
Over the phone though?
ChaiseT 16
That's awkward