Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I went to Target with my girlfriend. As we were walking in, I saw a girl in a crop top and leggings walk by us. I instinctively turned my head to look so I could get her rear view. Not only was she flat as a board from the back, my now-ex noticed, broke up with me, and ordered a Uber home. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
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digitalcadenza 7
doesn't justify the cheating.
FarSide 23
Don't beat yourself up OP. Why... you are 2.66 times the girl that she is!
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Comments (599)
cek31076 1
u may be fat but she's ugly and u can lose weight... no helping ugly
wriptidez 0
good things come in all shapes and sizes
dodgeman616 0
can you say upgrade?
kingtootinpootin 3
cinderella10, we get it. you have natural DD boobs and a size seven shirt with three kids. youve been saying that nonstop.
kate3101 15
+1
jimmyjamesyall 4
Then where can I find a UK size 2???
Haaaley147 0
thats so weird how you no the size..
lucy9897 6
Just hope it looked better on you than on her!
IamKAB 13
He's just an ass! I know that you still love him, but he's a jerk for cheating on you! Screw her and her size 6 clothes! You're beautiful just the way you are!!
James789 5
go for a run :)
cieramc 0
Success is the best revenge. It isn't healthy for anyone to be a 16. Take care of yourself! Love yourself and that is when you will find the right guy.
AaronatorTEN 0
fat ass lose some weight