vishuzzbabe77
United States
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
catlover
Melbourne, Australia
Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML
princess
San Francisco, United States
Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML
jlw1998
Dallas, United States
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML
HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Victoria, Canada
Happy New Year to all the cats out there
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
kookoocatlady
Today, I kept my cats indoors to be safe on Halloween, making sure to keep the food full and litter boxes clean. After dinner, I got dressed up and spent two hours at a party. When I got home, there was a large, rancid butt-loaf waiting on my bed. Unappreciative little fuckers. FML
tornkhakis
Bloomington, United States
Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML
apparentnerd
United States
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
alyssaamarante
East Northport, United States
Today, I decided to go thrifting to save some money. Ironically, I ended up having to pay for an emergency trip to the hospital because somebody was too lazy to wash the cat hair off their clothes. I'm severely allergic to cats. FML
Top comments
seanders 10
Pussy dress up is always fun.:)
Bree12345 15
Halloween isn't for months
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Comments (107)
sean616 3
why is that an FML?
BelleBelle_fml 11
So what costume did you get your cat? It's not nice to leave us hanging like that...
cufaoil 11
because it's the most action her pussy has had in months?
cufaoil 11
that was a reply to 13, not 12..... hmmm....
StopDropNRoll 11
12 - I was thinking the exact thing. My guess is the cat us going to be a pumpkin/ Jack-O-Lanturn
PrestonG95 7
Lol you're the one who bought it so why FYL?
Superflykid 5
What is your cat gonna be for Halloween,.. A dog,?
ShyAnn29 15
My dog was a biker dude once for Halloween, I got this little leather (fake) harley jacket and a leather (fake) hat! I got them at petsmart
heartbrakej 0
I have a dog and a cat. My dog is named dog and my cat is also named dog. So when people ask me what my dogs name is, I reply dog. When they ask me if my cats name is cat, I just look at them confused and say no his name is dog, wtf is wrong with you?
drawmesunshine 17
I hope this is s true story. I like it.
Superflykid 5
Hahahah oh sickk :D,!
btnhdude 0
Senile FelineS.
Naked_Communist 0
I love palindromes.
vashthestampede 0
Dressing that pussy up, just for the occasion. Nice.
glittercookies 12
At least you picked the good ones before they ran out?
sweetheartxoxo88 7
How is this an FML? If you changed your mind just return the costume! Problem solved.
Parazad 16
Always one step ahead of everyone else, eh?
coolkid_matt 11
You're awesome :D