Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my new anti-social cat started rubbing on my leg. I thought she must be warming up to me. Then, I looked at my leg and saw she smeared poo all over my work pants. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, since getting the new kitten that only I wanted, it has scratched me and peed on my socks, my side of the bed and my laptop. It loves my husband though, who was against getting a cat at all. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Buy your cat a mannequin wearing some pants to use instead? Actually; Scratch that. It would only end in tears.
Rainhawk94 27
Today the pant leg, tomorrow, the world
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Comments (45)
Robtranis 11
Maybe it's time to shave :D... Or wax.
CommunistBanana 8
It was OP's "pant" leg.
ninjuh_wingman 29
8-Is there a reason you just decided to put the word pant in quotation marks?
False_Stupidity 42
#8 did that to emphasize the word pant, since #1 clearly missed it.
x14DollaRsx 12
Mauskau 36
Thank you for a very insightful comment.
Wizardo 34
The comment is there, just like the writing you can't see, muggles.
Rizzen 27
ouch, hopefully the scratches werent too bad!
red225 14
Should've known...cats are evil.
Pleonasm 36
Buy your cat a mannequin wearing some pants to use instead? Actually; Scratch that. It would only end in tears.
Rainhawk94 27
Today the pant leg, tomorrow, the world
AshleaJstudent 16
Apparently he felt that your offering was not worthy.
worldclassrager 41
Well you have a new alarm clock...
olpally 33
Hope you didn't get clawed too badly op. Damn cats everywhere trolling us. Evil bastards.
chutney_02 22
Wear dog patterned pyjamas, that'll scare it away!
DavidKnows 11
Cats aren't afraid of most dogs. They are excellent fighters! Dogs only have ONE weapon; cats have several.