vishuzzbabe77
United States
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
catlover
Melbourne, Australia
Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML
princess
San Francisco, United States
Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML
jlw1998
Dallas, United States
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML
HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Victoria, Canada
Happy New Year to all the cats out there
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
kookoocatlady
Today, I kept my cats indoors to be safe on Halloween, making sure to keep the food full and litter boxes clean. After dinner, I got dressed up and spent two hours at a party. When I got home, there was a large, rancid butt-loaf waiting on my bed. Unappreciative little fuckers. FML
tornkhakis
Bloomington, United States
Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML
apparentnerd
United States
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
alyssaamarante
East Northport, United States
Today, I decided to go thrifting to save some money. Ironically, I ended up having to pay for an emergency trip to the hospital because somebody was too lazy to wash the cat hair off their clothes. I'm severely allergic to cats. FML
Top comments
seanders 10
Pussy dress up is always fun.:)
Bree12345 15
Halloween isn't for months
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Comments (107)
bubo_fml 11
Congratulations! U found "Super Pussy!" Honestly...How many fellas here have been searching for the same thing all their lives?!
OutlawISaBEAST 0
Puss in boots?!
mdizzl 6
America: buying clothes for animals while you have children with no money to buy food....so sad smh
Lei_Aili 18
She never said she had children...
ikillkkk 0
How's this an fml
sparklethelette 6
were selling halloween costumes at our store already too! good luck keeping the costume on the cat lol.
Jordyn345 4
Idk how this is an fml.... You bought the costume
rawrisforsami 13
How is this an FML? You bought the costume... So?
BrianAlarcon 0
So???