Anonymous
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tyr88
Blakehurst, Australia
The first step is admitting you have a problem: take away is bad for you.
Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML
uvagirl
United States
Help yourself
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Anonymous
Today, I noticed that my 80-year-old mother has gone through 50+ bottles of my home-made wine. She only moved in with me a month ago. And now I have no wine. FML
liquorless
Hamilton, Canada
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Anonymous
Today, I noticed I have more alcohol in my fridge than I do actual food. FML
anon
United States
Gimme a break
Today, I came home to pandemonium: the kids screaming, the house a mess, wet laundry, no food made, and my wife in her office. After cleaning, making dinner, putting everything away, and getting the kids to sleep, I grabbed myself a beer. My wife saw it and said, "You're kidding, right?" FML
stargirl
Canada
Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML
nocakeforyou!
Caked and baked
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
brichard22
San Francisco, United States
Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML
....ew
United States
What happened?
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Top comments
protoskore 27
so.. you drank so much beer you can't remember drinking it and you blame your kid instead?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Somebody in your house (including yourself) clearly has an alcohol problem.
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Comments (10)
Wadlaen 24
He is obviously an early learner...
protoskore 27
so.. you drank so much beer you can't remember drinking it and you blame your kid instead?
RichardPencil 32
That boy can hold his liquor!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Somebody in your house (including yourself) clearly has an alcohol problem.
schuli 10
The boy did it.great job!
AmbrosiaFan 19
Seek help ... you don't remember drinking all your beer... Your 8 year old deserves better...
daryllim95 18
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Mungolikecandy 19
Best solution then, do not have beer in the house. It is not a requirement and if your 8 year old is drinking it he probably is just copying what he sees adults do.
Yudith 28
The kitchen sink drank all the beer.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Obviously you have a ghost that likes to party.