Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML
Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML
Happy New Year to all the cats out there
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
Today, I kept my cats indoors to be safe on Halloween, making sure to keep the food full and litter boxes clean. After dinner, I got dressed up and spent two hours at a party. When I got home, there was a large, rancid butt-loaf waiting on my bed. Unappreciative little fuckers. FML
Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, I decided to go thrifting to save some money. Ironically, I ended up having to pay for an emergency trip to the hospital because somebody was too lazy to wash the cat hair off their clothes. I'm severely allergic to cats. FML
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seanders 10
Pussy dress up is always fun.:)
Bree12345 15
Halloween isn't for months
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DalPozzo13 10
Cats are people to
lexiemuffin 0
Ummmmmm. I buy one for my dog every year
Thisismypchere 8
More like F the cat's life. Man why even dress animals up...
waileybeem1994 1
Okay so how is this an FML? You brought the costume sooooo. Are you sure your on the right site?
instantmusic 4
Geeeez, don't be such a downer. Dressing your kitty up is an adorable thing to do :D
luckygirl4ever_fml 4
It'a s so cute! did you tried to put it on that's the hard part cat don't like dress up!! Unless you already tried years before and you know he doesnt freak out! My cat does freak out when something is on him !
lacrossegirl775 0
Cool story..
creedaddict 9
Are u taking it trick or treating
SayHiToChucky 0
Why.... Cat got your tongue?
jorrrdddinnn 1
so this gets on the site but when I post about getting sun poisoning they don't post it?