confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
vishuzzbabe77
United States
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
whatdidimarry
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML
azouwa
Everybody wants to be a cat
Today, I caught my 10 year-old in the closet, naked, on his hands and knees, eating cat food straight from the bag. He'd torn a hole in the side of the bag, cat food was everywhere. We have plenty of food in the house, but he wants to be a cat. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
Wow
Sanford, United States
Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Sorry...
Welcome back!
Today, my husband was coming back after three weeks away for work. I was ready to surprise him when he walked in, but the cat took a foul shit in the litter box and the smell stressed me out so much that the first thing he heard was, "Clean the cat box!" FML
Joh
Stylist
Today, I got home, stripped down to my underwear, and laid on the couch. The cat came up, then started meowing loudly at me and bit my sides and legs until I put on sweats and a t-shirt. I now have a cat-enforced dress code. FML
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Ashamed_Sister 60
You got a new pet.
Welshite 40
Squirt him with water for bad behavior.
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Comments (167)
Nilorak 24
Wow.
wldd0g 9
This could be a desperate cry for your love. He "could" be trying to tap into your cat loving side. Possibly because he feels you love the cats more then him. Or he has a pet fetish. Either way, now you know how far he is willing to go.
Chelsea_bella 20
You've cat to be kitten me right meow.
PunsY0 5
Op's Husband sounds like a real pussy to me.
SpicyDuck 22
Another FML that belongs on TLCs my strange obsession..
Ashamed_Sister 60
You got a new pet.
Lindahhxd 7
Looks like it's an awkward situation right meow.
Azula272 14
Adam West! on the Fairly Odd Parents
PuggieKid 22
And an epic husband.
Remington1619 3
Talk about a pussy eating
pbonham 22
Um, such an awkward situation, maybe the best thing to do is talk about it.... Or you could just ignore it :/
Wizardo 34
Kinky as hell or really creepy. Maybe he wants to do some cosplay with you ;)
allie2590 31
It's kinky until she realizes her husband's breath smells like cat food.
perdix 31
What a catastrophe!
FightMyLiger 19
It's a d-alleycat situation.
Kn0wledge123 21
You gotta be kitten me.
rg350dx 29
He was trying to whisker away with a not so purrfect plan. You feline what I'm sprayin?
perdix 31
Before they got married, he should have litter know about his odd habit. It might have given her paws.
death943 10
It is ok about his odd habit to me, no one in the world is purr-fect.
rg350dx 29
I'm sure there's some claws in their marriage contract that prohibits such meowlicious behavior.
isallwaysme 27
Im not feline all these cat jokes.
rg350dx 29
It's okay. They're not fur everyone.
baileygirl88 8
These need to stop right meow.
death943 10
baileygirl88, you must be kitten me.
death943 10
Sorry, didn't notice the joke above me ^^
droid1126 25
I'm done with all of you
FSGInsainity 15
#163 It's fine that you can't handle all these jokes. Nobody's purr-fect. Except for that a-meow-zing Mr. Whiskers from the nearby hooman box. Haven't you heard of him? He's the cat's meow.
Welshite 40
Squirt him with water for bad behavior.
gracehi 33
If he's anything like a real cat, he'll just do it again when she's not looking.
LeafsGuy92 10
Atleast OP's husband wasn't eating it like cereal at the kitchen table with a spoon, while the cat was helping him by liking the milk from the bowl, sharing is caring I guess..
kurodansei 16
It's that darn meow mix theme, gets me eveytime..
eyesmile27 7
Maybe he was practicing for Halloween?
SuperDanielNL 23
Thats why people need to communicate, in order to find out how odd your partner is.
Helped 35
My thoughts exactly.
HeadlessSparrow 20
Did he meow at you?