Today, my friend said that his dad told him we couldn't hang out anymore, he thinks I'm a bad influence because I don't have all 90's in my classes. The only reason he knows I have below a 90 is because he's my geography teacher. I have an 87. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML
Today, one of my fourth-graders came up to me and asked, "Can you please not put my test grades in the weekly folders? My mom likes to get mad when I get below a 90." FML
Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML
Today, I was copying an assignment from my friend and was feeling confident that I was gonna pass. I later found out I copied his name too, so the teacher failed us both. He won't talk to me now. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, one of my friends got me in trouble when he called our house and asked my parents why they didn't see us at a school conference. My parents were at a meeting elsewhere at the time, so I didn't bother to tell them about it, as we couldn't have gone there to begin with, and it was voluntary. They're mad anyway. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
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Top comments
idk_rose 25
Is it just me or does he flat-out dont like you?
Accurate_Vision 31
The way I see it is he either just dislikes you a lot and was looking for an excuse, or he expects everyone to be a perfectionist. An 87 is still an A in a lot of places. You should try to hang out with your friend anyways, and great job with your grades, by the way.
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idk_rose 25
Is it just me or does he flat-out dont like you?
Justineer_fml 8
Plot twist: the friend doesn't like him and he's using his father as an excuse to get out of hanging with him.
ananicosia 28
You should be disappointed in yourself OP, everyone should always have all A's in their classes
fuckfuckityfuck 16
Being completely honest. I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
h00tzForOsi 20
I'm convinced its sarcasm. An exclamation point at the end would've probably made it easier to catch.
Darkness_Hate 29
Nice sarcasm! Good one.
ananicosia 28
I was most definitely being sarcastic. I don't expect everyone to have all A's
Accurate_Vision 31
The way I see it is he either just dislikes you a lot and was looking for an excuse, or he expects everyone to be a perfectionist. An 87 is still an A in a lot of places. You should try to hang out with your friend anyways, and great job with your grades, by the way.
DBpiano 22
An 87 is an A in some places? Well goodbye Colorado I'm moving there!
anonimeeeee_fml 18
In many Australian schools, an A grade is 75 and above
bandaidstations 28
In my high school, you had to get a 93% to count as an A grade. What a shock when I went to college and found out you only need 90 there.
Justineer_fml 8
Holy shit, it checks out. You can have 50% or above and still pass in Australia. Wtf.
tranced_ 45
Hey! People scoring above 90s can also be bad influence! #Justsayin.
Chikiriwak 17
Lame excuse, he just doesn't like. Hope you can sort this out OP
igg125 30
Bring him an apple.
UbuntuElphie 16
... and shove it up his a$$!
ZirePhoenix 10
is he Asian?
jake131000 21
I think grades are so overrated... And this is from someone who has a. 4.0 gpa in college right now..
madscientist_17 15
90 and and 87 are still B's.
cheesetothepower 7
In a lot of places an 87 is actually a B or a B+ and a 90 is the minimum grade for an A-
madscientist_17 15
Oh. Well where I'm from a 93 is the lowest A
Lila Mathews 10
Wow that is harsh. Were I am 75 and above is an A
hardcorefan16 22
He's a dick