Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML
Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML
Happy New Year to all the cats out there
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
Today, I kept my cats indoors to be safe on Halloween, making sure to keep the food full and litter boxes clean. After dinner, I got dressed up and spent two hours at a party. When I got home, there was a large, rancid butt-loaf waiting on my bed. Unappreciative little fuckers. FML
Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, I decided to go thrifting to save some money. Ironically, I ended up having to pay for an emergency trip to the hospital because somebody was too lazy to wash the cat hair off their clothes. I'm severely allergic to cats. FML
Top comments
seanders 10
Pussy dress up is always fun.:)
Bree12345 15
Halloween isn't for months
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Comments (107)
deviable 9
Did it get to go trick or treating?
muhilrashid 4
You have Alot of spare time on your hands haha
tayza249 20
How is this an FML?
kickblocker 18
This would seem normal to me if it was October right now, but no. Halloween is just over 2 months away..why buy it now?
tona01 16
The sooner, the cheaper, the faster OP can dress it's pussy up
sarz14 0
so?
lilly25001 7
And how does this affect your life to put it in her.
krysxkatastrophe 14
This early? Hell. Go get yourself a Christmas tree while you're at it.
mea_iloveskiing 26
At least you don't have 37 cats :)
derbear53 9
You just need to go to Costco
EnEl_Infierno 15
Wonder what kind of costume it was? Any chance you dressed your cat up as a dog that be funny.
kings1fan 6
Wonder if the cats going to be Puss in Boots?!