heheheh
Canada
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Did it taste good at least?
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
numbtongue
Dunedin, New Zealand
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
jerkgirl
United States
Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML
beatricesank
Canada
Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
StayPositive
United States
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
thatchick3333
United States
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Username
China
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
crayons128
United States
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Top comments
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
How the hell did you manage to do that?
chuchurocket 4
Next time you "practice", unplug it.
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Comments (344)
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
How the hell did you manage to do that?
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Licked a flat iron.
chuchurocket 4
Next time you "practice", unplug it.
milakitty21 0
I call shenanigans!
jennjdub 6
Trying to straighten facial hair? I dunno why they would want to do that though...
novair 5
you are smartz
StoryOfTheYear 15
1- Ikr? I can down 10 flat irons without even touching my tongue, OP needs practice
buff7 1
36- so you deepthroat large objects? You sure you wanna admit that?
OliviaNicole 5
I've done this before too. It happens.
dedd4 0
Solid effort
StopDropNRoll 11
What the point of practicing with a cold flat iron? That's like practicing for basketball without the ball. If you're gonna do it do it right =P
coffeygirl12 14
Touche
jake3292 5
Skills of a bored man
Yngve_fml 9
I wish that people who post FML's would answer peoples questions about them.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
"The men/girls who Lick Irons" brought to u by the creators of "The men who Stare at Goats"
dre_bro11 12
81, the reason they don't is so that us commenters all get excitedly shocked when they actually do... If you get what I mean.
eminemchick 19
is this be another way emos hurt themselves? ..******* brilliant.
ThanksKarma 0
Maybe they had hairy tongue.
Friaza 29
If you wanted spicy food you could've just got some Chilli Doritos OP :D
tsume24 3
clearly OP just wanted his/her tongue to look pretty
blueyes97 0
How?
StoryOfTheYear 15
45- If you wanted to take it that way, we deep-throat every day when we eat, but ok, thanks for bashing my cuisine
Iheartfunny 1
OP that happened to me once, last time I try to eat a flat iron.
PutItIn 8
She wanted to heat up the conversation.
DKParth13 5
I like turtles!
RMRaidersNumbah3 0
hahahah best . movie . ever.
n_epic_fail 14
I have a feeling this would be a YDI situation if you explained how this happened.
ihateyouall140 0
134-you can put your young on my flat iron
xXwolflegionXx 8
Some people are just smooth like that.
JoHire 0
Okay deep throating a flat iron is just weird and wouldn't you make sure it's off? And two why the hell was a flat iron iron part be on your tounge unless you put it there... YDI
Calyx_fml 22
She was obviously trying to straighten those unsightful curly hairs growing on her tongue.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
134- damn u are hot...
cassiewatsits2 5
Wow thats lame im up to 15
MaryB98 0
hey don't judge her, ive done the same thing!!!
MaryB98 0
hey don't judge her, ive done the same thing!!!
dAiSyLuRv1029 0
This happened to my friend she was singing and using the flat iron as a microphone but then she clamped her tongue xD
zebestbraski 0
Well, darlin, maybe you guys need to get an actual thing to suck on. Do better next time.
oops_im_fucked 8
I.. Hate when that happens...? Seriously, how the Hell?!
zeddeiram 0
Hot bj?
scrapmetal58 9
Hey 36, call me. ;)
salvyluv 0
It's cuz OP is Canadian!
toilet10 0
I've done it.. I licked my flat iron to see what would happen... I got a blister.. :/
StoryOfTheYear 15
224- That's a fake pic btw
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
248- looks like something off "The Book of Eli"
ILUVMSC 5
Silly, tongues don't have hair!
hannahmorgan06 7
hahaha trueee. Why are you stupid enough to do it anyway?
ihateyouall140 0
197-I'm not sure how to reply
Amy_244 10
Trying to get a Dumbledore beard maybe? Were they male or female?
Geekyandproud 19
This is one of my favourites!
GreekYogurt 26
Obviously licking it to see if it was hot enough.
stephan18 23
How did that happen?
Jimster1712 0
He burned his tongue with a flat iron.. thats how he did it.
xlord 27
Can anyone else feel the irony??........ haha okay no :(
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
OP the ****?
Frijolero_92 1
A-1 steak sauce, yeah it's that important
margie2194 12
65- I see what you did there :D
Jaxx66 21
Don't lick the damn thing!
annajane 0
He wanted a klondike bar.
AmandaLeeann22 0
They licked there straightner like I did. Lmao
JessGivsBesitos 5
seriously? Hmm guess curiosity gets all of us XD but this was jus stupid!
Spaghetti7 5
Smooth.
ssbtoday 3
Hot.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Aha! Irons! And it only took two clues
selena1998_fml 0
thanks lol
ImFrackinBored 13
...wut?
DoraTheExplorerI 4
My friend did that... On purpose.
RockRoll 0
Fail.
LOLbomb 1
Typical Canadian.
LOLbomb 1
Damn. I'm definately getting thumbs down for this. >.>
x_KL_x 7
Iron out those creases!
waileybeem1994 1
Haha lol
BelleBelle_fml 11
That must have taken some insane talent.
reallytho3 11
Is tht wut u call it?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Is that mangled scentence something you call English?
hahalaughing 0
74- the fact that you spell sentence wrong cracks me up.
ohmandapants 17
Yeah it takes insane talent to be THAT stupid
funkyspacemonkey 0
Your right about that!! Lol
flamegrilled123 3
How did you do such a thing?
rattusrattus 19
The more important question: WHY would you do such a thing?!
Majstr 23
For teh lulz.
ImmortalRiot 1
FOR SPARTA
itsalanis 25
heh, that's bizarro. i'd like to know how that happened...
btnhdude 0
He saw you..
mssdotches 17
Really, how on earth did you do that?
StopDropNRoll 11
Come on use your imagination!. You have a burnt tongue and a flat iron. I'll give you 2 guesses :D
EmilyJoSmyth 4
YDI for putting an iron anywhere near your mouth.
HomeAl0ne 20
Oh I don't know - you wake up after a big night out, your tongue feels a little furry, you think to yourself "you know, I bet i could put a nice wave in that" and before you know it, second degree burns. Doesn't hurt as much as getting your penis caught in a cake beater. I imagine.....
rachel_potter 13
how...? i can't imagine any way possible you could manage that