Today, I was working for my cousin. However, two weeks ago I found out my cousin's wife was cheating on him, through lying to her best friend. I told him, and he later told her. They've apparently made up, because I got fired. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, I found out that a coworker and I may get laid off soon, all because my boss's niece told him she can do both our jobs all by herself, and for less money. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My boss is my brother. His reason being that, "it would create awkward tension between us." I've been working for him for 5 years, and it's like he's only just realised that I was there. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I got fired. Not because of anything I did, but because my best friend, who'd I'd gotten hired, stood up for herself when both the owner's wife and daughter became disrespectful professionally. She then quit and got a job with a competitor. They started looking at her LinkedIn. Two weeks later, I get canned. FML
Today, my mom cussed at me because I denied my struggling cousin a job at my company, and now it's my fault he and his family will suffer and starve. He was fired from his former job as a payroll officer, and is now blacklisted. Over 30 people got zero on payday, as he later went Living La Vida Loca with his "bonus". FML
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML
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Top comments
Alexander McCall 5
Imagine the amount of denial it takes to fire your own cousin to stay ignorant if your wife's affair.
kfchicken 31
imagine surrounding yourself with people who don't tell you the truth when it really matters. call me crazy but I'd rather surround myself with people who are honest. I guess ignorance really is bliss for some people though
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Comments (7)
mccuish 25
Probably should’ve minded your own business
Mathalamus 25
Yeah, you should mind your own business.
kfchicken 31
imagine surrounding yourself with people who don't tell you the truth when it really matters. call me crazy but I'd rather surround myself with people who are honest. I guess ignorance really is bliss for some people though
tounces7 28
Surrounding yourself with people who don't tell you the truth? Sounds like pretty much every upper-manager, frankly.
Alexander McCall 5
Imagine the amount of denial it takes to fire your own cousin to stay ignorant if your wife's affair.
tounces7 28
Well, **** his life worse at least, he's clearly a massive idiot.
bkwusa 15
You would think that most people would want to know when their spouse cheats on them, however most will most people will instead choose to live in ignorance. It's the same way when people tell someone that their relationship is toxic. The person will convince themself that the other person is jealous of their happiness and then instead blame that person for their issues. That is why most of the comments state to mind your own business, because it never ends well for the person pointing out the truth.