Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, despite knowing that I hate being the center of attention (and think that public proposals are stupid anyway), my boyfriend popped the question at a crowded hockey game. I threw up all over him, with thousands of people watching. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to propose to my girlfriend during halftime at a local football game. I arranged everything with the stadium staff. When the moment came, I got down on one knee, only for her to hiss, "Are you serious? Right here?" She ran off, leaving me kneeling in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said, "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
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zee209 0
Well, it is kind of rude to interrupt the movie for other people. I know I would get made if the movie I pair for suddenly stopped in the middle so some guy I don't know could propose.
wake_junkie 0
Who would even think of interrupting a movie to propose? Dumbest idea ever. Plus getting down on one knee in a movie theater? Ewwwwwwww. Those floors are nasty.
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zee209 0
Well, it is kind of rude to interrupt the movie for other people. I know I would get made if the movie I pair for suddenly stopped in the middle so some guy I don't know could propose.
KASHMIR_fml 0
I mean people didn't pay $12 to watch u get proposed to
prinny_fml 0
I agree I would definely throw something at him
G6Clutch 0
Who the **** pays 12$ for a movie? I only pay like 4$ to see a movie.
xNephilim 19
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Y'all are jerks! I mean, seriously, the proposing takes a few minutes and it's not like they'll NOT show you the scenes you would've missed in that amount of time! Get a grip and a freaking heart!
Lolerskatez 0
YDI for having a boyfriend that had to make such a big deal about you two now entering the sexless stage of your relationship. P.S. I wouldn't waste Coke on you, maybe pepsi =D
JojoChuo 8
Unless the couple expected people to cheer for them and congratulating them etc. If they wanted to do it public shoulda done it somewhere nicer xp
tookietookie123 5
Back in the good 'ol days we only needed to pay... nvm
iwenttherebuddy 0
sorry that happened but next time don't get proposed to in a movie !!!
Gondile 4
did you seriously say next time Are you retarded
elara15 0
Your fiance should have considered the inconvenience to the theater patrons. Public proposals are obnoxious. At least at a restaurant you can keep on eating and not giving a ****.
biancagolden 0
Hahahaha, that has got to be one of the most unromantic settings ever. The only one that would top that is a brothel.
ben26_fml 0
by clicking YDI, i really mean HE deserves it
tman188 0
That Guy is just rude and has problems with patience. did you say yes?
Luckster 0
proposals should be private and personal, not to mention creative. These situations where the original activity has to be interrupted for the sake of two people whom everyone else doesn't even know, nor will ever see again, are a clear example of why. I would have been the one throwing the coke here.
wake_junkie 0
Who would even think of interrupting a movie to propose? Dumbest idea ever. Plus getting down on one knee in a movie theater? Ewwwwwwww. Those floors are nasty.
plum_lovin 28
I don't think that's what he was thinking when he proposed and maybe he did it for a reason... like maybe they met in a theater or something.,. But throwing a soda that's jacked.
noordinarylove 0
That is the DUMBEST idea for a proposal ever. Your fiance deserves the soda being thrown at his head and you deserve it for being with an idiot who would interrupt a movie.
happyhak 5
Err...the coke was thrown at the OP's head...not her fiances...
dannykilljoy 4
And it wasn't OP's idea to interrupt the movie it was her fiancé's..
Creston 0
Wait, wait. You mean he got them to stop in the MIDDLE of the movie just so he could propose to you? I'd be pissed if I was watching that movie. Happy for you, but pissed. Especially if it was in the middle of an interesting part. On the other hand, you're lucky to have a boyfriend who managed to convince the movie people to turn off the movie in the middle. He's got perseverance. I doubt they'd just instantly agree to cutting off the movie. Right in the middle. Hope things go well with your boyfriend. Oh, and by the way, be happy. YOU GOT FREE COKE!
donkeyslap 0
Whether or not it is a dumb idea (and I do agree that it's very dumb), the proposal happened and the patrons could at least put up with three minutes of not watching the movie and respected the proposal for what it was, because it happened.
MrFail_fml 0
F . A . I . L