Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
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jobiff 0
how could you NOT feel drafty down therE?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
"I wear underwear about, let's see, (starts counting fingers) about 65% of the time I'm on stage. Otherwise, I'm freeballing." -Nathan Explosion, "Metalocalypse"
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blakehilli8 0
first
stjulien 0
DOUCHEBAG
bl00dthorn 0
YDI for not wearing underwear
lmmmr 0
If you were a woman, you would be getting umpteen thousand "that's so unprofessional you ****" comments. So I'm going to go ahead and pass that along. You're in the workplace, dress appropriately. Also, that's a lot of odd people.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
hey, I reply to the first comment just to get to the top! um lmmmr, stfu. if the OP was a woman, they would get a river of FYL's for having that many people seeing you exposed and YDI's for being an idiot, just like the OP is getting as a guy. so stfu, stop being a feminazi troll, and gdiaf.
lmmmr 0
Actually I was agreeing with #17. And you clearly don't read very many FMLs. Or understand the definition of feminism. Which is fine, but if you did some research, you'd find you're mistaken. Have fun sounding like a fool though.
iheartchapman 0
Ah dangg. I can understand the going commando, but that should make you even more concious about your fly .. right?
My2864 1
17 what about the sentence "all my underwear was in the wash" dont you get? people like you make me wanne shoot something up >.<
jobiff 0
how could you NOT feel drafty down therE?
inconvienentgurl 0
some go it so long they dont feel the air going by down there...n maybe "it" was still in his pants but u could see it w/ his pants being open or maybe he's weird n wore tight pants n the hole was stretched open? either way O.P. u really need to pay more attention...4 1 i doubt ur students wanna c urs. n 2 thats just wrong to do in front of ur class...if this really happened then fyl 4 it happening n ydi 4 not checking
Underwhelmed 0
I call shenanigans on this one.
batosai33 0
i was under the impression he was a student giving some sort of presentation. and #20, would it kill you to write out a few three letter words instead of abbreviating them. it is not that hard.
jts2 3
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't mean to be a grammar nazi, but MYGODCANYOUATLEASTMAKEANATTEMPTTOTYPEINLEGIBLEENGLISHINCONVIENTGURL? FFS. And yeah, this sucks-- I've had a fear of this happening to myself as well, thankfully it never has.
Fenali 0
It took me longer to read yours than hers.
coolashit 0
Exactly! The first time I read this I was like, ok you definatley would feel a little drafty down there don't you think?
redbluegreen 41
Pfft! As if that's the only teachers p33n they're going to be seeing until they graduate.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
FAKE. makes no sense if u think about it
stjulien 0
YDI for being a flasher
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
"I wear underwear about, let's see, (starts counting fingers) about 65% of the time I'm on stage. Otherwise, I'm freeballing." -Nathan Explosion, "Metalocalypse"
reeniemac 3
"hi my names Toki I slips in and out of a diabetic coma" :D
rukusrazor 0
What, you have 1 pair of underwear, and they were in the wash? WTF?
headboarder 0
To #7, where did it say that he only had one pair?
rukusrazor 0
I guess I skimmed over the word "all". Try reading it without that word, actually pretty funny.
Notimetobleed 14
I did the exact same thing.
123sploosh 0
hes not a douche! i would have done the same thing!!! so would have you
stjulien 0
there's no bloody point, it's being a total tool, people should come up with interesting or witty things to say instead of acting like kindergadners. grow up!
srak 0
that happened to me once, but I was wearing underpants.
GracefulDemoniac 0
Wow, this sounds a bit over the top.
tWitt3rBuG 0
Uh, don't think so? No one can be THAT STUPID
hothotheat_ 13
You'd be surprised.