iliana74
Hamilton, United States
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Steve.mc
Canada
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
I Know How to Pick'em
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Beaverton, Canada
Breaking news
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
slypher25aussie
Chula Vista, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML
kat
Reserved
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Hong Kong
Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
Raiders4ever
United States
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Emma
The heat is on
Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML
Notyourstepmom
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Hell no
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
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adkim78 17
my mom and my brother have the opposite problem. Asian moms never age, I guess..
miranda9202 15
Its also kind of an insult since OP was basically told that she looked old.
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Comments (60)
Zesty_Z 19
Hey, milfs are great ;)
ADOG2645 17
Did you even read the FML?
Rented_eyebrows 18
No, but your mum did ( sorry,not sorry)
Skylyric52 11
Real mature #30
AssCancer 5
This app is full of boring people, you can take a few jokes
InversedGalaxy 11
Hi
anyagrande 31
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That woman is a thirsty hoe chuck some water on her
igive 29
No, a hoe would have just gone straight for the guy before determining if he's single or not.
Hildy93 21
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Take it as a compliment that other girls think you have a good looking boyfriend.
miranda9202 15
Its also kind of an insult since OP was basically told that she looked old.
naviajack626 16
Maybe her boyfriend just looked really young.
Joshwarrior 39
You can, or you can have fun and say you have a Freudian relationship going on ;) she won't pursue him then.
adkim78 17
my mom and my brother have the opposite problem. Asian moms never age, I guess..
lifes_rough23 8
true that ! haha
AcieMcG 21
I was just reading an article about Tiegan and Legend's new daughter and there was a photo of Tiegan's mom she looked about 30 XD
Zack325 10
Until they become monsters, #5
c0ffeeb3an 15
I have a secret feeling that might be the reason a lot of young guys started growing beards nowadays.
biopilot17 9
It is ... That's why I have one
Dodge4x4Ram 46
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wow, like you needed a reminder that your youth is gone.
classicate 29
awkward
icekingz 7
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That's gross please don't date people half your age
CrassKal 27
You know nothing about OP's situation. She may be older, or simply look older than she is, but it's quite a leap to assume that she is twice as old as her boyfriend. I also find it strange when vastly different aged people date (and that includes both situations, I hate the defense that it's "Okay when an older man has a young girlfriend"), but I recognize that their life decisions are their own, and assuming they are both adults whose actions are not harming others, well then more power to them.
cheeeksss 29
I'm sorry did I miss where OP stated how old she was in comparison to her boyfriend? Or was that just you jumping to conclusions?
Kitouran 30
Love is love, so long as both parties are consenting adults.
CaptainHonor 15
Either you're a MILF or your boyfriend looks really young.