Today, I visited my mom at the graveyard first thing in the morning. Not even 24 hours after the funeral, someone’s dog had taken a massive, liquidy shit all over her grave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone took a shit on my father’s gravestone. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML
Today, I was supposed to bury my childhood dog at my mother's friend's place. I had to wake up at 5 a.m., spent two hours on the bus to be there in time, only for him to tell me that he'd actually buried my dog yesterday. FML
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I found shit smeared into the carpet and I wasn’t sure who to blame, the dog, the newborn baby or the 60-year-old alcoholic mother-in-law whose husband had finally thrown her out. I did eventually find her passed out drunk in my flower bed with shit all down her legs though. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I'm sorry for your loss. But I also have to wonder what your late mother did to that dog. I have a list of ******* whose graves I plan to poop on. Doesn't everyone?
xxlk4xx 6
some people just shouldn't have dogs 🤦♀️ also I'm so sorry for your loss and that you had to find such an awful thing on your moms grave
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xxlk4xx 6
some people just shouldn't have dogs 🤦♀️ also I'm so sorry for your loss and that you had to find such an awful thing on your moms grave
RichardPencil 32
I'm sorry for your loss. But I also have to wonder what your late mother did to that dog. I have a list of ******* whose graves I plan to poop on. Doesn't everyone?
cuz803 46
It's about time I've seen you comment. Where have you been, sir?! Your disappearance caused mass turmoil. Hell someone once said I was impersonating you in the comment section. There's some explaining to do!
Marcella1016 32
Richard, stop pretending to be two different people. We’re on to you! 🤣🤣
RichardPencil 32
Aw, I'm touched that you are concerned. I took a little break and I never heard from anyone, so I thought no one cared. Even before my break, I noticed very little response to my comments. I liked when people would improvise off of them -- that sometimes started a hilarious chain of replies. Where was this huge turmoil? I must have missed it.
Marcella1016 32
Sorry you didn’t hear from us. I think we all lost your number...
RichardPencil 32
That's a very plausible explanation.
Marcella1016 32
Who the **** walks their dog in a cemetery?! What a dick.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe no one. My theory is the dog crapped on her grave to settle some kind of vendetta. The mystery is what could that be?