Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
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Top comments
mfmylifesrsly 30
damn wtf your girlfriend but be REALLY self conscious...o.0
acneegg 7
"Accidently" ;)
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Comments (97)
tweak1988 2
lol!!!....wow, this actually made me burst out laughing :-P lol
ihearuscreamin 13
lol are u serious?!! LAME. time for a new girlfriend.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Wow! Run, OP. Find someone who's mature and confident with themselves.
hehehahAho 0
r u stupid? why do we care? more importantly, she doesn't want the world to know. genius
element_ae 0
is she fat? ...what? just sayin...
MissMel_xo 0
she sounds like a freaking great girlfriend...wow.
RufusCade 7
See the door over there? RUN!!! GET OUT OF THERE!!! It won't get better, only worse. In five years, she won't take a dump with you in the house... *been there, done that*
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
Knock first. AMIRITE?
stopyourbitching 0
So?
Kai58 0
me? id be like "BITCH! 2 months and no ****?! GTFO" xDD then again im sure you werent only dating for 2 months, must have been forever before you decided to move in and if she cant even show you her CHEST? let alone the rest of her yet? time to get her out and move on, shes probably already supplying another guy