Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
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iljajlm 4
It's this wonderful invention God himself bleesed us with and it's a really complictaed process. The angels named it knocking on the door. You should try it.
KINGMARIO_fml 0
she took a dump in the shower?!?
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Comments (255)
DynamicDave 11
ooh first! look how cool I am! *rolls eyes*
Person1233 13
Ahh I envy you so much...? Op: Thats definitely more of an FHerLife than an FYL.
Tim3 0
thats nasty, girls cant poop
thebawss 0
Should have wiped her. That's the sexiest thing.
screwtaylor 0
#28 That's what I just said..
_MLSBIDGAF 0
I moderated this. I was an inch close to clicking no. :/
Chubtubdaplaya 0
wow, you're a freak. lol
Captain_Jello 0
I agree, girls don't do that.
Ucla_cupcake 0
Girls dont do what? Take a crap? lol
americayay 0
Not an FML. Big deal, your girlfriend poops. Did you think angels came down nightly to rid her of waste? Not to mention, you most likely just closed the door really quickly and it wasn't that big of a deal.
z4opv14 0
I don't think whether she was taking a crap or not was the problem #197... The problem was where she was taking a crap..
Fd4Lyfe 0
OMG UR 1st? HOW??? OP: your a moron how is that a FML or even a FHerL god grow up and stop being an idiot. Did you know that eventually you will be taking ***** in front of each other on purpose? OMFG HOW DISGUSTING.
imaginationrox 0
To #182- What do you mean girls don't do that?! You mean take a dump?! Saying that is like saying that guys aren't arses and DON'T just want to sleep with anything in a skirt. It's a lie and it's sexist!
inconvienentgurl 0
OMG u saw ur gf poop...big deal! u'd have to find out that she does that eventually >.> i swear some guys r so stupid ~cough~ 182 n 24 u clearly dont live w/ ne girls n if u keep up that attitude u might not in the future... there r childrens books "EVERYONE poops" (everyone!!) OP: immaturity is a part of childhood...grow up now pls :) if ur gonna have a long relationship w/ her then ur gonna have to get over this...its not that bad ...just move past this. she's still the same girl
JTGolant 0
#228: oh but generalizing about men isn't sexist because women are the minority, so they can get away with it. oh how i love america.
kkacanek 0
#232: agreed
victoria4161993 0
she needs to use something called a lock
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
OOOO SEXY!!! LOL
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
24 yes they can it's natrual to poop if u dnt you could die from all the toxins staying in your body from the poop. Not good.
klumzy0123456789 6
girls have to shit too(:
rosepwns315 0
lol boner kill :x unless he has a poo fetish..
FailBear920 19
Girls do poop! They poop rainbows and rose petals!
James_is_Mexican 25
#227 Where the hell did that come from?
KINGMARIO_fml 0
she took a dump in the shower?!?
z3r0ram 0
not an FML give her a blumpkin
RPGod 0
It's never too late to try a new fetish!
nmitche95 0
eewwwwwwww!!!!
mattrd_fml 31
I think he heard the shower turn on and thought she was in it already.
ZombieSazza 34
So... Poop in the shower girl?
atvarela 0
haha I love people who comment first!
irrelevantxx 0
FYL.
AnaMaree 0
more of like WTF. there should be a "WTF" option.
darren824 0
indeed
what_the_fail 0
Wtf... Girls dont poop.
witchdoctor1 9
Everybody poops
thatpeachyperson 12
I say **** the girlfriend's life.
iljajlm 4
It's this wonderful invention God himself bleesed us with and it's a really complictaed process. The angels named it knocking on the door. You should try it.
letitbe56 0
It doesn't say she was ******** in the shower. In most countries, they keep the toilet and the shower in this one room called the bathroom.
rebel_yell_tiny 0
agreed #34, there's a toilet and a shower in my bathroom! lol
staceybby 0
he never said he knocked, and he also never said she was ******** in the shower. she probably turned the shower on and used the toilet before she got in.
chellinha93 0
hahahahaha agree also... theres this thing called bathroom here in brazil too, lol.
Gefangene 0
LLacey Patrickson.......WIN
Hgielad_720 0
well, this happened in Texas...so I'm pretty positive the toilet and shower are in the same room.....
purek 3
He states he waited for her to GET IN ThE SHOWER idiots. So it does seem as though she was in the shower! Duh it's what op said. People try to be smart asses and end up looking even more foolish. He should have said he thought she was in the shower but instead ....
kristenlee 3
if you actually WAITED for your girlfriend to get into the shower instead of being a dumb bitch, maybe this awkwardness wouldnt've happened. btw, EVERYBODY POOPS
fuzzybrownbear 0
but not EVERYBODY POOPS in the shower
elchapin562 0
no one's pooping in the shower if u was smart u'd kno that most people take a dump right before showering.
taylipn 0
we just need more info - could be either
smiley123_ 0
she must have one of those fancy new "silent" showers. perhaps the toilet is built in.
Nolanor 0
Actually I always get in the shower, wash my body, hop out, do my pooping thing, then get back in and finish the shower.
chinolatino 0
Dude... FYL
screwtaylor 0
I hope you licked the shit off her butt to make her more in the mood for sex. Yeah, that would have scored you extra brownie points.
Intoxicunt 6
Hahaha, "brownie" points. XD
kapowi 0
Haha, ewww. The images I can gather from that....just ugh.
kewl92 0
ur so retarded... like seriously what's ur problem. ******* cross eyed bitch
tangerine_12 0
umm...its possible she turned on the shower for it to heat up, then took a dump, then was going to get in the shower after she went to the bathroom? thats what i do, i usually turn on the shower, wait for it to get hot, and brush my teeth while its heating. duhhh.
screwtaylor 0
I'M retarded? Yeah. Re-read your comment, let's see who's the retarded one. I mean you can't even spell.
Intoxicunt 6
Seriously, "cross eyed bitch"? Insult fail. Screwtaylor is funny and cute, so stop being a jealous bitch.
abbymybowl 0
funny and cute? more like sick and perverted.... you girls have too much time on your hands.
Mikuo 0
I lol'd heartily. Good joke.
ohmandapants 17
I think you all take yourselves way too seriously. Taylor was obviously making a joke. Albeit..a..kind of..disturbing one..but..kinda funny too. Jeez people get a sense of humor. I don't get how this comment makes her a bitch. Some other comments maybe (no offense, I just don't always agree with what you have to say) but not this one...and umm...yea get better insults..its embarassing.
prinsessian 0
1st thought: WTF?! And LOL @ "brownie points."
prinsessian 0
I agree, that comment was just rude and unnecessary. You're a dumba$$ kewl92. Go back to first grade and learn how you spell "your" right.
prinsessian 0
**EDIT** I agree with screwtaylor. That comment was just unnecessary and rude. You're a dumba$$ kewl92, go back to first grade and learn how to spell "your" correctly.
gotboobs 0
wanna ****?
xoconnie 8
ahaha good idea though. but i feel bad for ur gf, u walked in on her taking a shit....lmfao.
kahyia 0
you know what I love even more then the douches who yell "FIRST"..... the 50 idiots who come and yell at the douche who yells "FIRST."
aero_fml 0
What about the one that yells at them =P
IamSpartacus 0
epicwinmaster = best name ever.
Euphangel 0
what are you talking about? the shower is where it starts!
22jrdn55 15
r u serious? idt thats right cuz u might slip n fall in the tiolet
Intoxicunt 6
You. Rainbow picture guy. Go read the reply to the Dirty Sanchez thread. I don't remember what I said, but I wanted you to read it.
plexico 4
It seems like that post has resonated through several ones since. You might want to take a sight-seeing tour of Lake Erie on the Cleveland Steamer.
Euphangel 0
well i wasnt talking about starting by the toilet...more like in the shower. plus who would raise their leg high enough for it to have the chance of it dipping in the toilet
22jrdn55 15
ummm idk if u can read or not but i said SLIP!!!
Euphangel 0
...no i can read and i was hoping you'd understand what i was trying to say. i mean how big is your toilet for you to be able to SLIP in it?
22jrdn55 15
idk its just in my opinion its disgusting in there
Starchild21 3
How is it disgusting to make love in the shower?
MollyisCuute 0
i think it's hot!
DameGreyWulf 1
I think it's hot too. No seriously, how IS it disgusting? I mean, you're in the SHOWER. You're getting clean while having sex! Just so you know, you kind of get naked and wet when having sex in bed, too.
Euphangel 0
agreed
22jrdn55 15
im not talking about sex in shower, im just saying sex near the tiolet is disgusting!
LemonFairy 0
Well he was trying to catch her IN THE SHOWER, not IN THE TOILET. And you can't really help they're in the same room... seeing as it's in a BATHROOM.
22jrdn55 15
actually its separate in my house thats y i cant full imagine the scene!!