Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
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mfmylifesrsly 30
damn wtf your girlfriend but be REALLY self conscious...o.0
acneegg 7
"Accidently" ;)
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Comments (97)
magaliwoodrock 19
thatt sucks she is weird
starshine84 0
she has her ex's name tattooed on her private!!!
starile 20
LOL
brittanyg93 0
hahaha!!!
starshine84 0
she has her ex's name tattooed on her private!!!
blacklite69 0
Wow, sounds like she has serious self-esteem and confidence issues. **** her life. Shame on all of you for having such a huge go at her...
decapitatedME 0
Agreed. If she does have self-esteem issues, it may take her some time to be comfortable with him seeing her in the buff.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I can understand self-consciousness, but still, she agreed to live with him two months ago. That's a rather extreme reaction at this point, unless he knew about her issues before they moved in together and he violated some previously made privacy agreement.
Crackly 0
Finally, some understanding. I was seriously shocked at how cruel everyone was being about the girl. I know that many girls have issues with that same thing, because of past abuse. The surprise of someone else suddenly in the room can just... remind you of things. Make you feel like hiding, screaming, running away, even if it's from someone you love. It took a few years for my boyfriend and I to work with my issues, and I appreciated him not "getting someone new" because I was "damaged".. I hope you can understand her feelings and treat her right..
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
95: Sorry you went through that; that does make sense and I hadn't considered that possibility. Still, you'd think someone would share her history of trauma, or at least that she has a history of trauma if she doesn't want to give details, before moving in with a boyfriend. If she didn't impart the seriousness of the situation, she can't really fault him for taking it lightly. But if she tried and he brushed it off, he's a jerk, so F her life.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
ar u a registered sex offender?
Silvyrbug 6
ok so shes obviously hiding something. you either need to find out or leave, but u cant just let it go.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Run away now. She definitely has issues dude. Leave her to them.
mothanahajaz 0
she is hiding something
CaptainLo 0
The view of her crawling into the bathroom must have been awesome.
Christopher08 0
damn 54 them breast or gorgeous
nerdsgetmehot 23
#57 Creeper alert.
fmlissoooooofked 0
damn yo got some nice *******. MOTORBOAT!!
Christopher08 0
don't hate the swag or the player
Chocolate_Chunk 2
#54 cam ***** alert
Christopher08 0
damn I see some one ain't getting laid learn to get your girls bare ass naked before you move in with a dumb broad like he did