Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
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Awnonymous 4
Why would you listen to a request like that? She was probably joking anyway.
Anaxes 5
It's a woman with a mop. Who gives a shit what she tells you to do?
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Comments (117)
Awnonymous 4
Why would you listen to a request like that? She was probably joking anyway.
fakeaccountX 6
go on the floor then. it would really piss her off.
KarinaLizeth18 5
Hey! You're the customer, you should DEMAND satisfaction!! >:O hahah
mattman1994 0
Forget the bathroom... "Hey bitch, clean up on aisle 12!" *run away*
ohSNAPyall 27
Language! Aren't you a bit young for a sassy mouth like that?
JillianlikesVogu 0
Screw that shit.
amerrah 4
stop being a bitch and go to the bathroom. ydi.
hahafylop 4
3 and 26, you beat me to it :(
Tasanasanta 0
What is the employee going to do? Kick you out of the store for taking a piss/dump/nasty combination of the two?
tygerarmy 35
Like 1, 3 and 26 said they were jokin'. If not YDI for listenin' to them.
iCJ86 0
ydi for not noticing that she was moping all around you.
MissMel_xo 0
uhhh...I can't think of any sane person that would do that. FYL.
epiccarrot 0
lol just more to mop up
zackk5 0
piss your pants and run over them with your cart. problem solved.
brightnite 0
slip and sue
Anaxes 5
It's a woman with a mop. Who gives a shit what she tells you to do?
blaaaaakely 0
LOL.
omfgrofl1337 0
straight
Azrael489 0
This. I wouldn't have been able to keep myself from laughing in her face. YDI.
LemonpartyIsSexy 0
women are equals. treat them with respect!!
RedPillSucks 33
You care when she sticks the mop up your ass.
Anaxes 5
I'm just going to note, I originally wrote it as "Man with a mop" until I saw the word "she". Why must people be so paranoid. OMG HE COULD BE DISCRIMINATING AGAINST WOMEN! GET HIM! NAU!
ohSNAPyall 27
Because you specified instead of saying "person" or whatever.
Anaxes 5
It's a person with a mop. Who gives a shit what it tells you to do? Are you happy now?
i_wuz_nver_here 31
wat is she sharpened the end and stabbed u.
Kielnmsoftly 26
That would be illegal and ****** up.
teamsleep22 0
and u waited?
gunner83 1
time to dance! bust a move then walk off with your middle finger up and tell that bitch to go **** herself
bigbadtim 7
Just go to the bloody bathroom.
Big_Boner 3
OP you should of pissed all over the floor where she just mopped. Problem solved!
blaaaaakely 0
YDI for saying 'proceeded to'. Oy.
Spastastic 6
What a weird thing to do. Why wouldn't she just tell you she was mopping in that area, and that you should go somewhere else? Uh... I totally commented on this before, so if my comment reappears I'm sorry for the double post...
mattman1994 0
forget the bathroom... "hey bitch, clean up on aisle 12!" *run away*
1personinthiswor 0
Win.
iFacade 5
I woulda walked anyway lawl