Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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Top comments
JackDark 0
And that's why you lock your door, or at least stop ******* till she leaves.
StitchedBear 0
HOW was your boyfriend about to finish!? wouldn't he STOP when he saw your 4 year old sister!?? Lock the damn door.
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Comments (205)
DivineGarden 0
eww
smdbeeach 0
wait does she mean that it was just awkward or that he cummed in her?
w2z1 0
Lol, he didn't stop when she first came in?
klumzy0123456789 6
hahahahahaha
twinny_sc 13
26, maybe he didn't hear her come in.
ballistic 2
so since she jumped on his back as he was bout to finish... did he finish inside u? fyl indeed op fyl hard
bittersweets 2
#52: why shouldn't he finish inside her? Who would be so stupid to have sex and think that not finishing inside the woman is enough protection?
MrSassypants 34
well op atleast ur really really lucky that your boyfriend didn't say "yeah it is a dogpile come on in" that wouldve been disturbing
w2z1 0
Eh, if it were me I would have sensed her presence :P
quite_bored 9
Well obviously OP deserves it. Why would you have sex when people are home?
hairt 4
that sucks.. totally ruined the mood huh? I wouldve screamed at her to get out.
Miss_Represented 0
OP you are effing gross... You keep going when your little sis walks in? YDI
PatRme 9
ever heard of a lock?
TeeHee124 0
wait till marriage ydi
zackk5 0
lol ^^^
smartblonde98 0
ur rite #141
lexie206 0
Okay for one.. Don't have sex with other people there?? Geez, that's like.. Common sense Two; there's such a thing called a "door lock" Three; why the heck would you keep going when your little four year old sister walked in?? Now, when she's older and knows what sex is she might remember this moment. I hope for her that she forgets it, that's just ew.
TheWicked 4
What the ****? Prude ****, why she NOT have sex when people are home? lol
THEsuperMANLYman 10
Lol, technically u had threesome with your little sister.
shepaintsmusic 6
Dude D: why do you have a sibling that young?
tinuelena 0
Why not? Sometimes it happens because of an accident (I have friends ages 19 and 15 who have a 2 year old sister thanks to birth control failure). Sometimes it happens because of a remarriage (in high school, my 18-year-old best friend had step-siblings ages 2, 4, and 7.)
ipodobsessed 0
Because her parents had another child after op, dumb ass.
yessiee23 0
haha so true
ZleveL 0
lol 3 my cousin is 19 and has a 5 month old sis :p
madarchod 0
Who told you that OP is above 18? She may be 10 yr old
chili10 18
my boyfriend's mom remarried and had 2 children with her new husband. he's 17 and his youngest sibling is 2. it's not exactly uncommon.
deadlydeadd 2
your boyfriends mom is prolly a Cougar
chili10 18
131, my boyfriends mom is a cougar?? haha if you say so xD
BECK_OR 0
WoW ur amazed at an 18 year old have a 4yr old sibling. I'm 18 my eldest brother coming 40 in feb and my youngest brother will be 2 in feb.
ScarletAshes 0
well I'm 18 and my lil sister is 9 months old so it can happen....with horny ass parents
whovian_fml 0
My older brother is 27 and my younger sister is 7.
MizzKrista 0
ok how does anybody even know how old this person is???
SummerGirl777 2
also theres adoption.... ever think of that? haha
EasyGoing103 0
omg that sucks
toqwert 0
INCEST!!!! DX but no, that really sucks...
iiAteCookies 0
Lol
JackDark 0
And that's why you lock your door, or at least stop ******* till she leaves.
bakedindaoven 0
wow that's ****** great! XD hahaha
shacoria 0
LMAO. WTF???
QWERTYCommander 5
THREESOME!
MissChelle79 0
that's sick...
B4SK3TB4IL 0
like y
thomasday 7
hahaha
Pro_Nothing 9
Lmao
spady62287 0
yes lol
Sprinkle_Donuts 1
-.-
scarlett3diaz 24
NO
Benpie 22
Incest is wincest?
Cheve79 0
Hahahahahahaha
deezey 0
does that mean she seen ur bfs O face...haha