Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
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Top comments
mfmylifesrsly 30
damn wtf your girlfriend but be REALLY self conscious...o.0
acneegg 7
"Accidently" ;)
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Comments (97)
MoNiCa132 0
ahahaha
fishycanswim 0
Well obviously she is self concious about her body so why don't you speak to her about it and make her feel move comfortable instead of parading it around the Internet!
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP doesn't have to play a psychologist and figure out her problems with her. She's a grown woman. Time to put on big girl's panties and deal her baggage/problems/issues (whatever you want to call it). OP needs to leave her to resolve her, obviously numerous, issues. He needs to find somebody who acts their age. If he wanted to date a 12 year old he'd do so.
johann07 0
You pervert! D: (just kiddin') @125 Agreed. @126 Disagree that "He needs to find somebody who acts their age. If he wanted to date a 12 year old he'd do so." Is it obligatory to don't mind someone seeing you nude to be an adult? o_O For me, it isn't. So, she's not acting like a 12 year old, but acting like she wants to...
cera1756 0
she got the gift that keeps on giving lol the hero hahaha
HomeAl0ne 20
There goes your plans to visit that nudist beach next weekend...
bbyychula710 0
lol aww that sucks ! but at the sametime is kinda weird??
Sprinkle_Donuts 1
lmafo@throwing herself on the ground, um maybe she did all that cause u surprised her she probably thought it was a stranger, idk just guessing but this was hilarious
nikalb3 0
have you seen this girl naked in the light or does he turn out the light before you get in bed with him
Sprinkle_Donuts 1
lmafo@throwing herself on the ground, um maybe she did all that cause u surprised her she probably thought it was a stranger, idk I'm just guessing but this was hilarious
princess_xtina 0
whoa.
SicilianPrince 0
hahaaa idk i think id burst out laughinn if i was living with a grl n she did that n i would supply her with a therapist. Especially if she was my gf n couldnt tlk to me about wtf that was about. FYL.