Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML
Today, my dentist asked me if I floss regularly. Wanting to avoid judgment, I lied and said yes. He nodded, started cleaning my teeth, then pulled out an entire popcorn kernel that had apparently been living in my gums long enough to pay rent. FML
Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML
Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
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bobsanction 18
Your dentist is crying at your lack of flossing bud.
bullsonyourface 20
now you have a nice mid day snack
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
Someone probably stuck it between your teeth while you slept last night. Occam's Razor: the simplest solution is usually the best.
faifai_fml 21
I like your icon. 2 points to Ravenclaw.
bobsanction 18
Your dentist is crying at your lack of flossing bud.
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
so you haven't brushed for a week and a half then?
bullsonyourface 20
now you have a nice mid day snack
faifai_fml 21
You don't have to floss all your teeth, just the ones you wanna keep! Also, gum disease can cause heart attacks. Seriously people, floss your dang teeth.
AmbrosiaFan 19
So you don't floss...
prettylamemyguy 7
how is your dental hygiene, my guy?
jfigley 5
Apparently you dont like to to use oral hygiene...how many teeth would you like to still have when you are 60???
Hangryko 32
F**king floss.