Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my new anxiety medicine fully entered my system. It makes me shit my brains out. I can either fart and risk shitting my pants every time or I can be too anxious to even enter a public place. FML
Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML
Today, just like everyday, I opened my med box, took out a blister pack and took one of the pills before putting the pack back in the box. Today, not like everyday, I had diarrhea. Turns out one of the packs was laxatives put in my med box by my boyfriend because they looked the same as my meds. FML
Today, I woke up to my stomach being torn up from the inside. Barely made it to the bathroom, but of course, it wasn’t the one in my room, where I could easily change my clothes after a quick shower. After running down all my new meds, I realized it had to be my new sleep aid. It was helping too. FML
Today, I had my first astounding orgasm, during which I simultaneously shat myself and vomited. I'm so thankful my new partner was present. FML
Today, I was prescribed medicine for anxiety. Without it, my stomach churns all day. With it, I shake uncontrollably and my eyes twitch. Now I have to choose between diarrhea and rude stares from people in public. FML
Today, I recently started taking some antidepressants and they have been working really well for me, except for the fact that they have made me crap my pants twice now. Both times in public. FML
Today, the pharmacist warned me that my antibiotics might cause slight gastrointestinal distress. The fact that I have been on the john for the past 90 minutes drenched in sweat would lead me to believe our definitions of "slight" are a bit different. FML
Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML
Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML
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Top comments
its_tuesday 6
wow...that would be absolutely horrifying lol.
RedPillSucks 33
Were you doin' it doggy style?
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Comments (201)
its_tuesday 6
wow...that would be absolutely horrifying lol.
pimplayer 0
lol WTF
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
I can't decide whether or not it's more of an FML for OP or her boyfriend. Good luck healing your oral piercings, #1!
WallyTheWombat 0
I don't know what I would do if my gf did that. You didn't feel it coming? Did you try to be slick and be all, "I thought you wanted to try something new!"?
LoganBballin16 0
omg wow I'm Lmao!! that sucks but it's so funny
BethiiGeex 0
lmfao ikr the image of it is disturbing -_-
mynameiskate 0
you're cute(:
sexybitch92 0
Awwwwww
iHOOT4Hooters 0
Hopefully, it wasn't anal sex.
priscilla_28 5
Hopefully he didn't think it was kinky. :|
thecrazyasian 3
hope it wasn't anal
I_am_that_guy 0
129...was that last part on purpose or did it just happen to accidentally come out (see what I did there?)
stephanie0613 0
That is totally and completely disgusting, I don't know what i'd do if that ever happened to me.
lionandthelamb61 9
Haha, I wonder what the medication is for. Like thicker eyelash growth, or headaches? Seems as though the symptoms are always worse than the problem. I don't know what illness I would trade for uncontrolably ******** myself.
zozbasha 9
lol you are sick
sheribb 5
#1 I ******* love your piercings!!! I really want to get them myself
natirixoxo 0
not oral sex?? *shudders*
kapithicus 0
the same thing happened with me and my gf but instead of meds it was spring break and we both had way too much to drink. I had to get a new matress
_imipurpleninja_ 0
lmao she was saying adorable maybe cuz he's little looking kinda like how people say babies are cute or like little kids? idk just a thought.
wd0 1
that is disgusting. filthy *****.
dannoman 0
so ur saying "filthy" cuz she pooped the bed or....????
Aareez 0
looooooool!!
kappaaa 12
And how does this make her a ***** ???
EbombPimpin22 0
maybe he's into that kind of thing -_^
frank223d 9
#2 your an ass
Nirrashi91 0
grosssssssss!
Jennifra 0
I would be mortified. I don't even think about sex when I'm sick.. lol
Cinn_fml 23
It might have been for a condition she permentantly has, such as for an allergy. Just saying. And hopefully your boyfriend understood that it's the meds, and not just something you do, OP.
ducttapewallet 7
You could be right, but if there was even an extremely remote chance of THAT kind of side effect happening with ALLERGY medicine, then there are other options. That don't make you shit yourself. Just sayin'.
Cinn_fml 23
The OP said it was a new medication that only "may cause stomach upset", the OP just reacted very badly to it, so chances are that she didn't keep it as her medication - especially if it is for something long-term. Also, the reason I suggested an allergy was that I was trying to point out that the meds the OP were taking weren't necessarily because she had flu or something short-term.
Lemuel_fml 5
Atleast they wern't doing anal...
MyOwnDestruction 0
I hope he isn't a new boyfriend.
RedPillSucks 33
Were you doin' it doggy style?
unko_oa 0
lmfao.
Fa7_fml 0
Haahahahahahahha
bc_ramirez08 0
was he eating you out? lol.
ChicaTongana 0
That is just nasty. Bad image. *gag*
toaster468 0
imagine if it plopped on his face LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL xD
toaster468 0
imagine if it plopped on his face LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL xD
kmknotek 0
or how bout we totally dont imagine it so we all dont puke???
badluckalex 23
who doesn't love a tossed salad? bacon bits anyone?
Hlperez 0
Holy shit that's nasty!
scroojilicious 1
lol @ holy shit. hahaha.
pwincessa23 1
WTF! u look just like my friend.
jdreiner 11
The third of her face that isn't covered in smoke looks like your friend?
FirstBornUnicorn 0
That's nasty.
Miolene 6
Oh wow. Not many things are more embarassing then crapping yourself infront of someone, or whilst getting intimate :( I feel for you OP.
lookahtmeh 0
I hate it when people say whilst...or arse