Today, I was going to do some laundry, with the washer and dryer I bought off of Craigslist for 150 dollars. The washer leaks and the dryer doesn't dry. So I called the guy and left an angry message about how the washer flooded my kitchen. I'd actually just forgot to hook up the drain hose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after spending $300 replacing a dryer and getting the vents cleaned out when our tenants complained their clothes weren't getting dry, my husband and I realized that it was actually the washing machine that was broken. FML
Today, our washing machine broke and dumped around 100 gallons onto the floor. My dad had installed crappy water valves and we couldn’t turn off the water. I called my dad and he accused me of lying. His “repairs” have now caused 5 major disasters in our home due to his shoddy and cheap work. FML
Today, I overloaded the washing machine and it flooded the downstairs. The flooring will have to be scrapped and drywall replaced. It's 100% my fault. Did I mention this is not my house? FML
Today, my husband, who repairs appliances for a living, repaired our dryer. One lot of wet clothes later, it caught fire and ruined the laundry room. FML
Today, after my washing machine broke yesterday in the middle of a cycle, I went and spent $1400 on a new one. Also today, my dryer started to smoke and almost caught my clothes on fire. There goes another $1000. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, my dryer was finally repaired after not working for over a month. I did one load of laundry and my washer stopped working. Another day, another $400+ repair bill. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, at my appliance job, we received a used dryer that needed to be fixed. I took it in the back room to test it. I plugged it in and turned it on. It started to smell so bad that I went to shut it down, but before I did I see two used condoms fly out of the back vent. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
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Top comments
jomer9 0
What a coincidence. I happen to live in Texas and my upstairs neighbor forgot to hook up their drain hose and ended up flooding our place too! Perhaps you are my neighbor?
Tearz 0
FAIL, double check next time
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Comments (75)
Tearz 0
FAIL, double check next time
omgcookeys 15
what about the dryer? it doesn't dry and I don't think you need a drain hose for that...
scubasteve159753 0
You're dumb. Where did you think the water was going to go?
TheTrueBeautyx3 0
That is why I don't do things like that on my own.
CodeMan16 0
fourth
alliemi 0
How could this not be a YDI? Seriously
flyingpan8 0
yo mama so stupid, when she asked me what brand of jeans i'm wearing? and i replied "guess" she said "levis" you sir, are dumber than your mom. P.S. yo mama so ugly, even ripley couldn't beleive it
alex_vik 1
Well that was the dumbest response I've ever seen on this site.
perryscherry 0
It makes me sad how unfunny u are...really! @ the OP: what did u not do to the dryer?
Person1233 13
YDI.. Your life is still ****** for that message x]
Dead_and_Gone 0
dumbass
macc55 2
Congratulations! Your a ******* idiot!
tounces7 28
Irony. "You're".
nattylight 0
you are just an idiot. some guy just made easy money.