Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
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Top comments
Kimberly_Isabel 7
That must have really hurt. I think you should focus more on what you're doing!
ScooterScott 0
Lol
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Comments (188)
underpaid011 0
are you the security supervisor at Magic City Casino?
aussie5581 0
thats just hilarious....ppl at my school sometimes do that on purpose for money
TheNewGuy03 29
...that was easy |the kid|
aussie5581 0
sounds like it hurt......but so funny......ppl at my school do that for fun and for money
HeretoBlame 3
FYL for being so damn stupid
mw13093 0
stupid ass!! haha
honeybee366 0
how stupid are you?
wofie296 0
Im calling this one a fake cuz there is no way u did it twice nobodys dumb enough to do that
candice79_fml 5
are your fingers paper white?
tasha_caliente 0
agree wit #105