Anonymous
United States
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ouch!
Today, my son tripped into a door and slammed it shut. I'd been holding onto the door frame, leaning around to talk to a neighbour, so of course it slammed my fingers. It must be a really sharp door, because I just woke from the surgery to reattach my three amputated fingers. FML
BudmaudeY
Sweden
Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML
Amy
Prince George, Canada
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
LostInSunday
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Fight! Fight!
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Ouch
Steele, United States
How on Earth…?
Today, I cut my finger trying to open a door. Yes, I am just as confused as you are. FML
Break A Leg
You're grounded!
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
I don't know my strength
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
FistFighter
United States
Night fight
Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
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haw008 14
How does that even happen?
Rachel1987 4
Lose weight? That's really gross.
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haw008 14
How does that even happen?
MagicallyFat 12
I can't even picture that happening. But that must have really REALY hurt. I assume your talking about the tricep part of your arm. We had a kid during my football practices who pinch us there and that hurt so much. Can't even imagine slamming a door shut on it.
slick5880 22
This wouldn't have happened if someone was wearing their arm flab protectors. Lesson learned.
jackovasaur 1
Time for the gym?
hatesfate 6
Maybe the person WAS extremely obese and now lost weight so quickly that their skin hangs. Happens to a lot of morbidly obese who have gariatric surgery or whatever it's called.
SokDek 14
Time for a flab fight..
123josie123 11
I'm so sorry OP but picturing it kinda makes me chuckle.. Obviously that must've hurt. Fyl
urdirtyolduncle 15
Hit the gym. Luckily, for you ladies, the triceps and arms are the easiest and fastest parts of the body to build up or tone.
biggestfan23 11
It happens because she is fat. Get some exercise fatty
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Maybe OP slammed the door with their back against it and his arm skin got caught in it. For this to happen he would have had to lose at little bit of weight, since I imagine it would require at least some loose skin. The faster you drop the pounds, the more loose skin you end up with. The only thing you can really do about it is give it time. Building muscle can help fill it out a little, but unless you end up at the size you were before, it'll still be there. Regardless, I can't even begin to imagine how much that must have hurt.
illmatic2 16
I'm not really sure how this could happen. I'm flabbergasted.
TPSerigne 9
93 - Don't you mean flubbergasted? xD
zombiegold 23
100 - No.
TheWindowLicker 13
Flabbergasted makes MUCH more sense than flubbergasted, since it has the word "flab" in it. Very punny.
rahrah765765 11
!
lisakh99 7
"old people" surgery??? ;) Gastric bypass....
lisakh99 7
UGH!! This was for 45....
marmlr339 14
YDIet
TheEmoSuperman 16
18 - nice display picture ;)
SammaWhamma 3
Gastric bypass surgery :)
Idonebeenhad 17
Did the arm flab cause the door to bounce off slamming the other way, too?
liftedyoda 5
He or she is a ****** idiot thats how it happened
ciscmowe 5
Hippo say whaaat
elephantcrazy 7
That's exactly what I thought
Rachel1987 4
Lose weight? That's really gross.
moop256 10
She just a flabby Abby
elephantom12 9
24 - nobody likes a Debbie Downer m'kay
moop256 10
Is that reference of some kind?
Roevera 14
Do your arm flabs hang low, do they wabble to and fro?
moop256 10
Some what so...
msjoyfull84 0
Can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow.
moop256 10
And how low do they go...
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Maybe OP already did. This scenario is more likely if he was formerly overweight.
quackmcquackers 4
Agreed
GoW_Chick 15
I'm not trying to bash on your comment 2, but it's not really that gross, arm flab can be the result of many different things, it's really a natural thing for some people, it would be if they were one of those people who are to lazy to clean between their fat folds, now that would be disgusting.
TheDrudgeChild 4
OP may not even be fat, they could just have un-toned arms. Either way, lift some weights OP...
fukthisss 5
What does OP stand for? Anyone?
Jsmnflores 0
141-Original Poster.
Alexunited1212 2
141- Orphan Poledance
Mooish 18
It be cool if your arm flans were like wings. Then you could fly. But then we run into adifferent problem you'll lose weight flying
tygaidos 0
Nice
Icecream93 4
overweight doesnt cause flabby arms op just has no muscle. Train your arms and you will lose both.
LunaDragon 10
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier. ;)
CockAsian 14
More cushion for the pushin'?
horneyhic 15
141 Optimus prime
TrollBaby 8
Actually, flabs on your arm don't always mean fat or obese. Sometimes, it's the result of losing much weight after formally being obese, or near close to it, resulting leftover skin to hang. True story.
AnalHuggington 6
Smooth move, Fedex.
Perdition 4
I would have opted for U-Haul.
perdix 31
Ex-Lax
cartmanlover69 0
Haha that's the best comment ever
TPSerigne 9
64-Apparently yours wasn't.
boydeee01 7
Neither was yours. ^
quite_bored 9
Nobody's was. now shut up.
liftedyoda 5
Fatty
iDaniel525 8
Asshole.
GoW_Chick 15
And I thought Yoda was suppose to be wise.
Matty1188 6
Why is it okay to tell OP to lose weight, but this person gets thumbed down for calling OP fatty?
YDIomg 9
Because people are inconsistent.
choloman 0
toyodA
liftedyoda 5
Just sayin whats on my mind put down the burger and go for a run
liftedyoda 5
Thx (:
this_female 0
Hahahaha f your life !
VoteForTaco 8
DAYUM, that must hurt !
TheMaster15 10
Really? What makes you say that?
VoteForTaco 8
The creepy guy in my closet makes me say/write it with the force.
VoteForTaco 8
139- No but that guy with a knife behind you is.
slick5880 22
This could be a sign.
ManlyDunsparce 3
Damn that really sucks. Sounds painful. Sorry to hear that. Maybe it's time to Curl some weights? Either way. FYL.
HattedMad 7
Ouch, that might be a sign to kinda-sorta do something about that
Courtney_Sanders 6
How in the world did you manage to do that? It doesn't even seem like it would be physically possible..
ProhibitionRose 14
Just picture bat wings
elephantom12 9
10 - Gained lots of weight then lost lots of weight causing loose skin in areas that were stretched out a lot due to fat. C'mon you should know that, you're a nurse
KeyboardWarrior 10
She meant how do you slam it on yourself. That does seem to take quite some skill.
PvtParts417 15
51- like the episode of family guy where stewie goes on steroids
Courtney_Sanders 6
62 - I am not a nurse. I don't even know where you would get that from. I'm a Vet assistant. I work with animals, not people.
brendokendo 0
Or the one where Peter has a stroke and when he gets in his car he slams his paralyzed arm in the door and drives away with it flapping in the wind
PvtParts417 15
176-stroke, stroke, stroke