sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
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Eau de toilette
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jessefonsexy.
United States
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
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super3286 14
minty morning
dramaababyy 0
lol well good morning to you. make sure you get revenge. and then she can post it on fml. hahaa.
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scarletdragonfly 5
wow
kaylascool 0
ha. eww. maybe that will teach you not to sleep with your mouth open though(: dafp.
Tsmitty99 0
hahahaha bet tht didn't taste so good. ydi for not wakin up. jk
sexybeastsexybea 0
number six!!! o I like ur flowere
killerbeee01 0
your sister is intereting..
klsyy 0
Dirty mouth- clean it up with Orbit!
Tigertnt 0
haha 19 thays wut i thot!
BedSheets 0
It's a good thing she wasn't pumping something else it you! ;)
rsmtlaxgoalie 0
ur hot haha
degrassilovur 0
hahhahh.. I did that to my brother once 0:-)
atticuz 2
owned beetch
MasterX_fml 0
Come on OP pump something back in her mouth.
XxJeffRawrxX 0
Maybe she knew what went down last night and wanted to help. ;D
CvBobo 0
haha u shoulda woke up!
mrguy266 0
25 that's disgusting..lol
sameshitdifferen 0
Wow that is the pinnacle of BEEECH!!!
LiveLaughLove18 0
Ah! Gross :/
puffer 0
ydi for wanting a **** in your mouth and sleeping with it open. Dafp
smiley_ily 0
what a niice sister you have , :p . but at least it wasn't anything worsee.
TokioxxHotel 0
oooh. that's nasty. I had to do that for a dare once and it made me gag.
adriana012 0
hahha 54 thats the worst thing EVERR and op, lmao, shes a bitch!
samantha_durano 6
Adriana oh my sweet jesus I love your new pic! :D god you probably have all the guys and lesbians all over you huh :)
CrypticHatchet 0
wait, if mouth was open how did she get soap past the **** that was already in ur mouth???
adriana012 0
SAM! haha thanks hun! actually, i dont ..yet?but its better like that XD that reminds me, we need to stalk megan fox together!
mattman1994 0
hahaha youre so funny... that made absolutely no sense
adriana012 0
76, who are you talking to? nice eyes btw!
mattman1994 0
whoops! sorry you posted when I was typing. haha that was for 68. and thanks by the way
Miss_Represented 0
F your sisters life when you get revenge(which you will right??)
seanreddog 4
Fyl op that stuff tastes horrible.
NatDancer2010 0
hmm hope your sister is younger than 3...if not fyl
maxdashz 0
73/76- I can just imagine the look on Adrianna's face when she read that :-D~
Blue_Coconuts 7
*******. All of ya.
Petey_devil 0
blue, you look too hardcore for fmylife :p
logandean 0
haha my sister would do the same
kybabyy 4
If your sister isn't like, 3, I say backhand her. Problem solved.
Blue_Coconuts 7
I know, that's just how I roll. :P But seriously if you ever get a bad taste in your mouth (too spicy, too bitter, soap, etc) eat a pickle. it will get rid of the taste. Unless you don't like pickles then you're ******. And that's your fun-fact of the day. :D
GinandJenkem 0
18, She is "intereting" indeed.
seanreddog 4
Blue where am I supposed to get a pickle?
rustic 0
at a supermarket??
Notjustanother1 0
do you cuss at your sister? Cause if you do maybe now you won't have a dirty mouth .
CrypticHatchet 0
#76 I know it wasn't funny but I posted it because it sounded so much better in my head, and funnier
justin50_fml 0
wow fail
blindyblonde13 0
@83- you have really pretty eyes(:
AgentOfAnarchy 0
be greatful it was not your brother pumping something else into your mouth.
karina_said 0
swallow it and blow bubles
pureecstasy 5
46 cute
lindseytaylor201 0
omg 83 your gorgeoussss
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
nice
gohabs21 0
lolololol
super3286 14
minty morning
MysticAngel 0
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
xWITNESS_xX 0
XD lololol that's nasty. well, at least your breath smells nice bahaha
SD021 2
At least you don't have to use mouthwash? :D
dramaababyy 0
lol well good morning to you. make sure you get revenge. and then she can post it on fml. hahaa.
SeasonedLemur 5
agreed : Today my sister beat me ******* senseless all because I put hand wash in her mouth. I've got bruises all over my face a black eye and am missing my two front teeth my end of year photo is tomorrow. FML
dramaababyy 0
lol perfect:)
awesomechick618 0
I would have slapped her :D
Moeey 0
atleast you don't have to brush your teeth.
Z1LVER 0
that's sucks