Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
Today, I was running late for my morning gym class. I grabbed a near-empty drink bottle on my way out, intending to fill it up at the gym. Mid-workout, I reached for my bottle and took a big mouthful as I headed over to fill it up. To my great surprise, it was not water but straight vodka. FML
Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
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abc123zyx987 0
ewww isn't that poisonous?
Juliaa15 6
That's repulsive. I would be able to tell by the shape no matter how awake I was. Or at least by the smell.
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Comments (104)
robc32ca 4
really? I don't believe you...
abc123zyx987 0
ewww isn't that poisonous?
helloletsgo 0
yeah cos it wouldn't smell or anything
nbk1405 0
^win
qcumberlovar 2
#18-it was the middle of the night OP was probably still half asleep.
Penguinman909 7
well at least it wasn't something like turps...
agsilver 14
GO TO THE **** DAMN HOSPITAL
Juliaa15 6
That's repulsive. I would be able to tell by the shape no matter how awake I was. Or at least by the smell.
TheFlyingMan 8
The smell is pretty strong.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I agree, #3. I've never seen a bottle that resembled a beverage bottle. You would think the smell would be enough to wake anyone up. Most of all, I am wondering why you have beverages and beauty supplies in the same area or how you got so mixed up you thought you were in the kitchen.
ImaginaryFoe 1
e. You would think the smell would be enough to wake anyone up. Most of all, I am wondering why you have beverages and beauty supplies in the same area or how you got so mixed up you thought you were in the kitchen.
armman 4
Acetone is poisonous. Better see a doctor.
yourlifesfucked 0
Fun fact- burning fat releases ketones, the same type of chemical as acetone. A buildup of ketones can put you in a coma and kill you.
markhansen1992 5
Technical term is keytone acidoses
sneakysnake 0
it's actually ketone...
yourlifesfucked 0
It's ACTUALLY ketoacidosis. Figured I'd let it slide, but since we're all playing the "technically you're wrong" game...
p3mguin 7
Who cares?
vclare 0
surely you'd have smelt the strong smell before it reached your lips??
marlie_x 8
I thought the same thing
x_Cupcakes 0
Where where you looking for water? If in your kitchen, then you shouldn't have nail polish remover there.
x_Cupcakes 0
** were
monnanon 14
Maybe they had taken a bottle of juice or water through to their room with them and grabbed a random bottle off the nightstand.
allmidnighteyes 11
Natural selection at work...
Tess_fml 7
aww that wasn't very nice =(
allmidnighteyes 11
I like how you're the one so unhappy, miserable, and unsatisfied with their life that they have to resort to being a cuntrag to people on the internet that they don't know. Go drink bleach :)
TheFlyingMan 8
Bleach is like Candy to these so called '*****'.
ShadyFTW1 0
12 needs to keep her mouth shut unless she's on her knees.
allmidnighteyes 11
COME AT ME BRO COME AT ME. "just some stupid nerds hiding behind a computer what idiots." Pot, meet kettle.
AlecIsTheMan 0
ain't that the truth
brodiixx 2
wow aleeshexx you seem like the biggest ******* bitch
10_4Franky 0
I was just reading this argument. I got a call, came back, and now they all vanished. I was hoping this would be my drama dose of the day. Haha.
lilvic56 5
lmao
sabresrock 0
bullshit the bottles are shaped nothing like a water bottle
Tess_fml 7
not all of them are.. come now..
flipstar530 0
That's nasty. yuck
crafty44444 8
wow. as odd as it sounds that happened to me before. except I woke up due to being low ( I'm a diabetic) and I thought the nalipolish remover was juice.
Tcaret300 12
Bitch switched my water with acetone...
cutiepie19 0
lol(;