Transportation, Embarrassing, Noise and Motorbike: Vroom vroom - FML

Vroom vroom

By Back Breaking News - 21/09/2026 15:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, I was ridiculed, mocked, and laughed at in the motorcycle garage a buddy recommended. I trusted the owner's discreetness, until he actually shouted for everyone to hear what I was asking for: "WHAT!? YOU WANT YOUR BIG BIKE QUIETER!?" Time to trade it in for a new car, or back to public transport I guess. FML

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ellenness 14

Monday 21 September 2026 17:32

and you care what those idiots think because...? just do whatever makes you happy

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ellenness 14

Monday 21 September 2026 17:32

and you care what those idiots think because...? just do whatever makes you happy

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