Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
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Top comments
Kimberly_Isabel 7
That must have really hurt. I think you should focus more on what you're doing!
ScooterScott 0
Lol
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Comments (188)
youngkiddie 0
lmfao. failure.
jarhead1775 0
I suppose ur not as dumb as the kid who told me he tried piercing his lip while drunk, took 3 tries, than his dad rips it out
mallorycheer1211 0
retard
MrSassypants 34
I did da same thing except only my finger cuz I put my finger in the way of the hole it shoots staples. (was doing a stapler drive-by
Volcomsmy_Lyfe 0
haha nice 41 :^)
skatingalyy 0
lmao that is a fail :D
GirlHasa 0
How is that possible. You have to be an idiot to do it twice. By the Way YDI!
Bertj 5
A very wise Belgian saying states: A donkey never hits its foot on the same rock. You, however, did !
RMBtrumpet 0
smart uk person is smart. :)
MiamiJeanPierre 0
que gay bro