Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
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Top comments
Kimberly_Isabel 7
That must have really hurt. I think you should focus more on what you're doing!
ScooterScott 0
Lol
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Comments (188)
marsbar55 0
maybe you should stay away fro staplers?
maddiewoah 15
How the HELL do you manage to staple through your finger TWICE? Your fingers shouldn't even be anywhere NEAR that part of the stapler. SRSLY?! ._.
SoldieroftheLORD 0
lmfao
prod324 0
original dumbass
skittles88 0
r u drunk ?? lol
missdezzybabee 0
You fucktard!! Lol
Zaphi 0
When I was really young I also had a run-in with a stapler. The stapler jammed and I picked it up and held the upper part with both hands and tried to press down. Nothing happened so i just pressed harder and ended up having the ends of the staple go into my fore-fingers, one end for each finger. Evil staplers :)
Compass 0
Survival of the fittest. Keep it up and you will be eliminated in no time. Yet another trial-and-error FML. And what are you doing with your finger IN the freakin' stapler?
phishophobia 0
on purpose?
kfnighthawk 0
I'm interested about 16. Quote: "We've all done it before." Who the hell has done that before? Your finger has no business being inside the stapler. Anyone who has stapled their finger before is an idiot.