Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
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Kimberly_Isabel 7
That must have really hurt. I think you should focus more on what you're doing!
ScooterScott 0
Lol
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Comments (188)
steve_jobs_fml 0
Twenty five years ago, an ancient legend of this sacred art of 'Stapling' came alive. It spoke of a foreign child who would come among us and become a Staple master unlike any other. How he arrived on our shores will forever remain a mystery. We common Staple users thought that this child would be the great StapleDude of the legend. We were wrong. We were very wrong.
martron3000 5
Next time, just use paperclips!
kel_pie 1
DUMB ASS!!!!
fartstar 0
Mama always said stupid is as stupid does.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
RUN, FORREST, RUN!
sean24 0
you seem like a really crazy, hyper person. =p
tasha_caliente 0
stupid
slpnowinmycurry 0
that's the picture that's always in the ads on **** sites.
piinkbunnii 1
How many have you visited??
parapeople 5
Today, OP also left their helmet on the short bus.
xoCOURTNIEox 0
hahaha ouch ****** !!!
dax002 0
the term "*******" applies here me thinks. ydi
nerdsgetmehot 23
As Bush would say, "Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." :P The first one qualifies as an accident, but doing it again right away is just ridiculous! And probably your fault...
sean24 0
yea OP you're either horribly stupid or you had two honest mistakes....In a row ;p. oh and if bush had an fml account his **** ups would all on the all time list..." today, I sent millions of soldiers to the wrong country; now I've spread terrorism to Iraq." FML
nerdsgetmehot 23
#125 Bahaha! True that. Bush would've posted to FML at least once a week...
xangelaa 0
oucchhh lol i stapled myself a few days ago to ;p haha
sean24 0
that's not really something to be proud of....