irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
AHHH_REPTAR
Spearfish, United States
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
twnty1
United States
Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML
Ian Artis
United States
Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
Moon_Glade
Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
caitywebbkid
Perth, Australia
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Top comments
Shock98 0
oh the irony. i highly doubt your life is ****** though...
Endymion_fml 0
Ouch. Hope it wasn't big enough to need one of them.
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Endymion_fml 0
Ouch. Hope it wasn't big enough to need one of them.
YDITROLL 0
I think ydi for using band aids.
nam3 0
the box is made of cardboard how do u get a paper cut from that
americayay 0
www.mylifeisaverage.com
HahaYDI 0
This is one of those moments we need a "...okay then what happened" button
KiSsKiZzy 0
I think that's why it's a FML
cherrypieguy 0
i call fake
wickeddrummajor 0
its irony
americayay 0
Lol. It got moderated before because of how I worded it, but I think you're looking for mylifeisaverage, not fmylife.
UnicornsDoExist 0
wasnt this on mlia? lol
mubaki 18
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/24664
HahaYDI 0
104 just gave us proof this is fake, I mean how often does that really happen
Roofus 0
It's happened to me
trollskitroll 0
I-rony :D FYL
Strawberriez95 0
oh, the irony
itissoyourfault 0
It's not fake, it can really happen. My friend did that before.
redbeater 5
hardcore!!!
BballHottie34 9
haha thats wat I was wondering
psycho9631 1
ydi for using sissy stickers!
marz88 0
OH NOOOOOOOOOSS
datguyuno 5
The irony is so thick, you could cut it with a... box
DeathcoreDashie 11
Nice pony picture :3
pingpongdj 0
then you open the band aid and use it. how's this an fml i don't understand. just a cut.
yaintime21 0
hahhahah short n sweet. one of the better fmls.
ShadowNine 0
Newb. YDI for needing to use one.
xianwei 0
yup. moderators should reject these lame fmls.
leero 0
oh, didn't you hear? MLIA now means My Life Is Awesome. If you've read any submissions lately...
Ana_Aryani 0
dude you totally missed the irony
jonny2x4 0
Ironic and plausible, but a stupid FML. Walk it off woman.
log1k 3
ya, this is more like a MLIA (mylifeisaverage)
kaprookie 3
pingpong dj she di because of how ironic it was dumbass
Shock98 0
oh the irony. i highly doubt your life is ****** though...
mcpicklejar 0
i giggked though, thats more than any other other fml
DoomJeff91 2
Maybe the box had AIDS.
kmb13 0
hahahahahahaha.
i6u9 0
Lol. :)
NickyK 25
It is ****** up.. He now has 2 cuts Spode to 1.
Aimskool 10
Haha! Thats amazing. I actually laughed while reading this. :)
pingpongdj 0
it's a dumb cut why if your life fked cos you got a cut?
MacintoshDima 0
Wow fail. :P
boner_93 2
while hilarious, there's no way this is an fml.
philly8608 0
Hope the paramedics were able to stop the bleeding before the cold hands of death reached you. Since when did minor inconveniences become indictors that life is f'ed? Seriously OP you got a papercut, get over it.
fieldhockyluva24 4
No her life isn't really ******. That's why it is an expression! Stop taking it so damn literal.
philly8608 0
Oh really? Her life really isn't literally ******? Thanks for clearing that up. Here I thought that FML stood was a way of saying something bad or embarrassing happened to you. The OP's paper cut barely moves the needle of the "bad shit happened to me" detector from "normal" to "wow, your life must be pretty good if this is it ******." Is this is an FML then stuff like "Today, I got a cold. It was 85 degrees outside." also qualify.
epaisseur 0
whatever is up your ass, philly, needs to be checked on.
Entity4Infinity 0
im trying to figure out how this got on the site?
rhenerlau 17
It's about the irony of the whole thing...trying to put a bandage on a cut, getting another cut in the process.
DeathcoreDashie 11
I'm pretty sure anyone who has the time to post on FML doesn't actually have a ****** life.