Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
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Top comments
Kimberly_Isabel 7
That must have really hurt. I think you should focus more on what you're doing!
ScooterScott 0
Lol
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Comments (188)
Kitsukami 0
I'm going to make an adjustment to an old saying. *Ahem* Fool you once, shame on you... Fool you twice, and you're just plain stupid. ...nice one, idiot.
lionh3art 0
get an automatic stapler lol
cash_monkey72 9
No, that would be a bad idea.
awwweczzz 0
stupid round eye
xxXMaxXxx 3
I think god wants ur ass...dead
MyLifeIsAverageS 5
because the paper needed to be stapled. learn to spell and reread the fml idiot
bdonskater 0
i did that once. but it was kinda intentional haha because i thought there were no staples in it. i put it over my finger and pressed down. there were staples :p
jessxrawr4 0
You shouldn't use a stapler ever again.
j_neee17 0
Are you mentally handicapped ? How does this happen TWICE ?!
kaseystevens 0
troll stapler :p
cash_monkey72 9
You're a genuis! Misspelled on purpose