Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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schoolsuck 8
I smell a breast surgery
steffieee 0
or is it ketchup... hehe ur pic :p
Decodedman 1
Boob size pales in importance next to nice, perky nipples. give me a woman with no boobs and big, pointy nipples over big boobs topped with pancakes. Mmmm, nipples.
AlittleBasterd 0
that's a little disturbing but I'm glad you shared that with us
nerdsgetmehot 23
#51 I'm not fishing for sympathy. I am genuinely serious about what I said. Most days I'm okay with my body, but other days (like today) I look in the mirror and feel hideous. I've always had problems with how I perceive myself (despite receiving compliments, I always maintain that people are lying to my face). I have what is called BDD (body dysmorphic disorder). If my view of myself weren't so distorted, I would probably be quite happy with my body and myself in general.
MsSoulReaper 27
Correction, for ten year old girls. FYL Btw
nerdsgetmehot 23
#98 I can't afford a surgery that costs thousands of dollars.
alexadvp 0
Based on your Youtube videos, I say you are a very lovely girl & have nothing to worry about! :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Aww. Well golly! That actually does brighten my day quite a bit. :)
jess6blondie9 3
I watched your YouTube videos too! You seem like someone I would hang out with if you were my age, and you're very pretty! :)
AlittleBasterd 0
gain some weight! :P
colhyena 3
Well you certainly shouldn't be trying on kid's clothing if you have self esteem issues in the first place. There are AAA cups and AA cups out there. And if you're smaller than AAA, then wear bralettes or other no-underwire bras... for adults. Trying to fit into kids clothing isn't gonna help
nerdsgetmehot 23
#115 I've seen AAA cups online, so I think I'll try that. I just haven't had the money to do so yet.
funnybunnylola 0
im 14 and im a D i was a 36 B in 4th grade when i was 10... take some of my big ass boobs i dont want them